This is still one of the best executed jokes I’ve ever seen

we’ve won harder than we’ve ever won before today

She balled so hard they banned her from ballin.

God forbid women do anything

wildest part of the folger's incest commercial is still when the brother mentions coming back from west africa and says "ahh, real coffee"

genuinely can't stop thinking about this person. one of a kind house of leaves fan. i hope they're doing well

Tumblr used to be so easy, so simple.

"Touch my butt and buy me chicken nuggets"; 40k notes

What happened when did we stray so far from the light of god

I hope everyone grows tired of being cruel to each other soon

This Halloween I'm going as a Normal Human Man

i love looking at cringe couples shirts and man

man

people realy don’t need to be this bad but they are, somehow

I hate all of this honestly 

non-finance related but still wtf worthy: 

people apparently choose to wear these things?

like

no one is holding a gun to their heads? 

yet people choose to dress this way 

That last one is so much better than the others because it doesnt imply they dislike each other

Last shirts just like "when we do it raw and nasty, the mouse ears stay on!"

Last shirts just like “when

we do it raw and nasty,

the mouse ears stay on!”

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Timepiece with the fewest moving parts:

Sundial.

Timepiece with the most moving parts:

Hourglass.

#sundial has some noteworthy moving parts#like the sun#and the earth

god forbid 5000 year old girls do anything

This one really does just gain momentum with every new word, huh?

Untitled Goose Game but you play as R2-D2 and your job is to ruin the Empires day.

It’s a beautiful day in the Galactic Empire and you are a horrible droid.

You have to commit several war crimes and then you unlock Chopper

I don't know who needs to hear this, but

YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!

STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!

YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!

THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!

boy it's me the textiles speaking to you inside your head. you need the yarn. you need thread. your soul hungers to participate in the act of creation. you must feed it. you must buy so many beads.

good omens crack → 2/?