My followers are booing and throwing tomatoes at me

This is what it feels like to make a flop post

Girl help I spent 45 minutes editing a picture for a post about flop posts and it flopped

how to erase pencil guidelines from under ink

1. wait until you’re absolutely sure the ink is dry

2. wrong

nembírom hogy megy

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

I can't begin to stress how much struggle is less conducive to creating art than having enough money to work on art without worrying about going homeless.

why is trying to make a new friend so embarrassing. hi. me again. asking for your attention once more even though i am literally just some random person to you. it's because i want to be not just a random person to you. please understand

I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead

old German lady gave me acupuncture today

she lifted up my shirt, saw my top surgery scars, and immediately went "WHOA! What caused THIS?"

my fellow comrades, it took every atom of my strength not to just say the funniest lie I could think of on the spot.

missionary position haters are crazy... you don't like making out while fucking ?

we broke up BTW

🐝: remember thou art but mortal

Love how the kid accepts death but is so shocked to learn that everybody else also will die

excitedly waiting for this

sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

Or libraries.

Why does my back hurt <- has the worst sewing posture known to man

The tax one is a little silly. Real living humans don't even need to file tax returns until they hit an income threshold.

No, those embryos can be claimed as dependents for tax deductions

I am, like, a long running proponent of the "eat something and you'll feel better" crowd and am often one of the first people to suggest "maybe it's time for a snack before I get whipped into a frenzy" but I really do resent how instantaneous it is. like it'll feel like I'm having my worst day in months and then I'll start eating and literally before I even finish I'm like oh yeah the world is beautiful