god brussel sprouts are so goated. how the hell did they get known as the nasty vegetable

bring hans over here right now so that i may suck him up sloppy

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

this getting 20 notes in under a minute... we need to start killing the government

I'm sorry what the fuck did you just say ??? This has to be fake.

Invading other countries and violating their soverignty has been what constituted the majority of french history for at least the past 500 years

What I love about this, though, is that the little nails will become an outline of where the water was. It will trace the shape, show someone later what was there once upon a time. It will be a testament to how much this guy wanted to capture the amazing things he saw and experienced, and though it will never truly keep it, it will hold a memory, something that in itself is beautiful and worthy of experience. We cannot describe the indescribable, but we can trace its outline, give some idea of what we experienced.

official linguistics post

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

why the FUCK is there a big spider on my bedroom wall it doesn't look like any spider i've ever seen in my entire life what the fuck

are you sure it's a spider?

yes i am it looks like this

oh that's a wolf spider. they taste like celery and pork and they aren't poisonous.

why is it in my room

and why do you know what it tastes like

@sicklythiasus why do you know what a wolf spider tastes like

nom nom.

what

yummy yummy in my tummy tummy

when and why did you eat a wolf spider

band camp, 2019. there was an infestation. i started eating them to get rid of them. i have since eaten cockroaches, crickets, grasshoppers, and those little green grass spiders.

the greenies taste like vegetarian sausage.

why was your solution to eat them

i mean, no one else was gonna.

Achievement unlocked!

Predator that eats up the majority

PLEASE DO NOT EAT THAT.

If the USA is so great then why did they make a USB?

Yeah okay that’s fair

we settle our differences in the Shadow the Hedgehog Wrestling Ring

From above the Blue Whale almost looks like a submarine...........

sees earth's biggest animal: huh. that is big

Not only is it Earth's biggest animal, it's (as far as we know) the biggest animal to ever exist!

Bigger than any dinosaur, bigger than any plesiosaur. How lucky we are to get to see it!

whoa i'm bisexual i didn't know that