#acnl #animalcrossing #tomnook
so i combined real housewives with animal crossing
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
press x immediately after a jump.
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thesmuttypirate-deactivated2021
MY MOM DECIDED THAT SINCE I FUCKING HATE CLEANING THE LITTERBOX FOR MY DUMB CATS SHE’S ACTUALLY MAKE ME A FUCKING LITTERBOX CAKE. THIS IS A FUCKING CAKE. THOSE ARE SLIGHTLY MELTED TOOTSIE ROLLS. THOSE ARE LOTS OF COOKIE CRUMBLES. BUT IT LOOKS FUCKING REAL. I ATE THIS IN A RESTAURANT. I RECIEVED WORRIED STARES FROM OTHER PATRONS AS I FEASTED UPON FUCKING CAT POOP. MY BABY SISTER REFUSED TO LET ME EAT THE TOOTSIE ROLLS BECAUSE SHE WAS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT CONVINCED IT WAS POOP, SHE RIPPED IT OUT OF MY HANDS AND THREW IT BACK IT THE PAN.
"SISSY!" SOMEONE WAS LOOKING ON HORRIFIED AS SHE GRABBED THE DISTURBING LOOKING CANDY OUT OF MY HAND. "DONT EAT POOP SISSY!"
a li tter box cae k„
salparadisewasright
congratulations on turning 91
theladypipsqueak
thanks
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Can I roll Sense Motive on the cookies?
We don’t trust our DM anymore. (via outofcontextdnd)
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shutsman
WHAT SPORT IS THIS?
pizzaight
my sport
The fuck??? Is this like bowling with human bowling pins??
howtosucceedinmyvagina WE SHOULD DO THIS FOR Your BIRTHDAY
Looks like people are mad at me, must have had a party. people are always mad after that.
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arcaneimages
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doopstein-deactivated20170927
he’s disappointed in your blog
Source: doopstein
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because the internet needed this
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mrgolightly
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WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD WHY IS MY SENSE OF HUMOR THIS TERRIBLE
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like.. you're not even trying spam.. is your name alexandra, aubrey or sofia? i mean.. okay i am a cool cowboy.. but other than that..