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pairing: joel miller x afab!fem!masseuse!reader
word count: 5.9k
rating: 18+ minors dni
summary: post tlou/we are in jackson. joel returns to the town masseuse to relieve some…unresolved tension. it goes a little better than okay.
warnings etc: smut, joel being a bit insecure, more poor attempts at explaining massage techniques, oral (f receiving), fingering, unprotected p in v sex, age gap implied, more sexual tension, gratuitous descriptions of joel miller’s naked body, pet names (honey, sweetheart, darlin’, sweet girl - you know the drill with our man), stripping???, awkward!joel, soft!joel, sunshine!reader, some POV hopping again do NOT worry about it. NO USE OF Y/N.
A/N: as promised! another ridiculously self-indulgent moment for me lol. thank you to @julesonrecord for giving me some much needed massage therapy tips! why do i feel like i am going to be writing more for these two…
So it turns out that Joel Miller may have needed a massage. He may have needed a whole lot more than that, in fact.
The days following his first appointment with you are some of the most relaxed and painless he’s had in a while, stinging strains reduced to dull aches he barely even notices, throbbing knots eased into some semblance of submission at last. He’s even sleeping better, now that he doesn’t have to situate himself into awkward little contortions just to get comfortable, his mobility once again coming back to him in miraculous new ways.
Of course, it’s more than just his back that’s got him feeling chipper these days. Joel’s also been hopelessly enamoured by the memory of your kindness, your soft hands all over his skin and your sweet, skillful mouth. It feels like a fever dream.
Sexual themes
Oliver: Collage really does change people huh. ____ I just love the idea of Oliver being baffled by playboy Brucie when all he knew about him is that playground weirdo who never stop talking about forensics and constantly got his ass kicked by kids who picked on him before he got expelled from their school.
Bond girls are out. Blanc girls (underprivileged women who screw over rich assholes with the help of this silly detective) are in.
From “Women” (Baltimore, 1970s) by Steven Cuffie
that me
Blasphemia, 2018 Eliran Kantor
Me, a Filipino, watching Namor burn the Spanish colonizers to the ground:
it’s a small thing but something i’ve noticed about Witch From Mercury is that this is probably the highest amount of plus-sized women i’ve seen in a single anime
It’s always nice when fat people in anime look like humans and not whatever the fuck they are in jojo
Aaron Taylor-Johnson as Tangerine Bullet Train (2022) dir. David Leitch
like or reblog if u use
Dolly :'3
neighbor!bucky barnes x housewife!reader
devastated by the spreading talk of your husband’s affair, you’re desperate to find a way to get back at him— and who to do it with.
warnings: smut (cunnilingus, unprotected sex, dirty talk, manhandling, praise & light degradation, creampie, breeding) mutual cheating, insecurities, hints to abusive relationships
(highly inspired by this song)
“How is it?”
The incessant whirring of the washing machine is tunneling in your head, adding to the stress induced migraine you’ve already received. But the man in front of you is more than chipper, smiling as he takes in more of the pie you’ve prepared.
Max & Swaino = Same Vibe [1/3]
2 BROKE GIRLS (2011-2017) SMALL ENGINE REPAIR (2021)
HOW COME ONLY THE UNBORN HAVE THE RIGHT TO LIFE? Barbara Kruger 1992
