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this is what im talking about babey!!

he has me

ok normally i would but shouldn’t we consider the ethical implications of using my gay power on a mortal?

okie doke

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Happiness Will Come To You.

when tho

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

We still haven’t even gotten past the 19th century yet around here. 

bitch we still haven’t gotten past the 15th century slow down a bit

hehe a bird flew out of the 15th century guys butt

I’m glad everyone is cooling it with the vore jokes, the fetish joke thing gets beaten into the ground. I remember when spanking jokes were popular and it was a real pain in the ass

and that week where we everyone was making financial domination jokes really took its toll on my patience

and, ugh, the foot jokes. you guys really toed the line with those. whatever it wasn’t as bad as the self flagellation jokes so don’t beat yourself up about it

for the record the frotteurism jokes really rubbed me the wrong way too

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hey man you good?

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are you ok ryu?

Don’t Talk me

this has got to be one of the best posts on tumblr honestly. the two styles of humor being employed here could not be more drastically different but they work together like a cheese and strawberries… magnifique

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!