whys king kong………..so fucking large

the bigger you are the larger you are

i think the best practical joke any video game pulled was Skyrim opening their game making you think the rebellion was this amazing noble cause against an oppressive government (as most fantasy universes frame it), but then you pretty much immediately find out that the stormcloaks are just racists with swords and the empire isn’t really all that terrible save your standard government problems. 

yall are gonna have to stop sending me messages about how im an imperial government of tamriel apologist

the greybeards aren’t any help either. or the blades. Skyrim is just a bunch of rednecks who hate each other.

THE DARK BROTHERHOOD WAS GOOD TO EVERYONE

they killed people for money

But at least they weren’t racist about it

my brother is teaching his cat how to high five by giving her a treat every time she successfully taps her hand to his hand, which is all well and good, but now she thinks that she is entitled to food every time she high fives someone.  i can’t eat in the same room as her anymore because she’ll just bap my hand rapid fire and then go nyoom straight in for my pizza like no Kelly that’s illegal go finish ur own dinner

michaelsgavin:

Can we talk about the crews reaction to Geoff failing at being empowered cuz they’re golden 

this one kid’s test answers are so funny xD you won’t BELIEVE how clever they are

Oh

Oh my god

either this is a fake or they pushed the teacher to be so done they are thinking of quitting…. because honestly it could be either… please don’t do this to teachers, they work hard and get paid very little. they don’t need to deal with this kind of thing.

yeah. yeah its the second one youre correct

Teachers can get fired due to low test scores and students drive them to want to do this shit. It’s disgusting.

yeah. absolutely disgusting how this actually happened. but theres no making this CRAP up. students treat teachers like SH*T and it’s is digusting that THIS REALLY HAPPENED. this is not funny. its sad..

If this is real it could also be a student who needs to be in special education.

the student who filled out the answers on this paper… was neil degrasse tyson. how do you feel now? huh? punk? what do you think now .

Glo! the! FUCK! UP!1!

@niknakpattywacksupreme

when the two smartest kids in the class get different answers

Geoff officially hates 4500 people

this sounded so nice until i read the italics

remember when u were a kid and u used to watch the raindrops race each other outside ur car window

“Remember when you were a kid and you used to watch the raindrops race eachother outside your car window?”

And now we look in mirrors, crying at our reflections, watching tear drops race down our face, and wondering who in this society will win the race to giving up faith.

So instead we sit in silence, remembering the days of raindrops rolling down a window pane. Youd bet on one to win. Now we bet on who will be the first to go in this putrid world.

So just like the raindrops on the car window, we fall and break apart until suddenly- we are no more.