before you speak, THINK:

something very lgbt just happened to me *visibly shaken, haggard and covered in blood *

If you wouldn’t fuck a vampire you’re a liar and a bitch

December will be filled with happiness.

December will be filled with blessings.

December will be filled with progress.

December will be filled with kindness.

December will be filled with love.

December will be filled with opportunities.

i dont think you get it. 1980 was twenty years ago. 1990 was 10 years ago. 2000 was 10 years ago. 2016 was two years ago. 2018 was also two years ago. 2017 was last year. 2014 was four years ago. do you understand me now?????

bi people have so many powers and can cast so many spells

“fuck around and find out” is literally the scientific method

I’d rather have vampire fangs than a gender

the v in valentine's day stands for vampire

Liking girls is NOT my only personality trait! I am also sad

Untitled // Bruin Alexander

the cabin that made all my tumblr dreams come true.

The reason the work you’ve done on how you feel doesn’t seem like it’s working is because you need to do it until it works. It’s never been “this strategy will pull you up” it’s always been “here’s something you can do that will END with you getting out of that hole” the climbing still hurts and the being underground still hurts but that doesn’t mean it’s not working

*doing laundry* “this doesn’t feel better

*cooking meals* this doesn’t feel better

*exercising* this doesn’t feel better

*making art* this doesn’t feel better

*cleaning the apartment* this doesn’t feel better

*somewhere months or years down the line*

holy shit

tl;dr

vampire who's married to an archaeologist voice: my love, stop trying to carbon date me

*at the museum* my love, why is my cursed amulet in this display case

alright at one point on frankenstein the creature mentions he took one of victor's shirts when he fled the lab and (presumably) wore it. knowing that the creature is seven/eight feet tall, this leaves us with two options:

1. mary shelley just forgot that she gave the creature inhuman proportions

2. victor is built like a brick shit house

I don't know which bothers me more

Have you considered the idea of The Creature wearing a crop top?

okay valid

The crop top theory is where I have always been

this looks like the reception desk of my mind

I am a:

⚪ Man

⚪ Woman

🔘 Person with a biting kink

In search of a

⚪ Man

⚪ Woman

🔘 Vampire prince to bite my neck and suck me dry like a juice pouch