anyone remember those betty crocker infomercials they played on cartoon network in the like the early-mid 2000s for no reason

there was also the chocolate factory commerical

My whole body just experienced deja vu 

I feel soooo old!!!!

This was pretty ingenious tbh because I saw these as a kid and used to pester the hell out of my parents afterwards for one of those ice cream cakes

We actually got the chocolate factory one because my sister and I pestered my mom. Several years later we still have and still use it. Mostly for the holidays. You don’t even know how many chocolate covered pretzels we use to make a kids. Honestly for an infomercial product it works really well and still works really well.

#CatDay 

#hero

Melondramatic

Water you doing with your life

This makes me feel meloncholy

watermelon

*takes an ant outside and lets it free instead of killing it* This one is for you Paul Rudd.

*takes a spider outside* this is for you Tom Holland

*takes a mantis outside* This is for you Pom Klementieff

*feeds some birds* this is for you Anthony Mackie

*waters some trees* This is for you Groot

*pets cat* this if for you Chadwick

*pets roomba* this is for you dum-e

*overthrows America’s burgeoning fascist regime* this is for you Steve

“not all men” you’re right. t'challa udaku, king of wakanda, would never do this

i think about this a lot

The guy got his life and career destroyed by his divorce, cut him some slack.

he was also sexually assaulted by a man who could destroy his career

protect him

reblog if the man on the right is just as beautiful as the man on the left

people grow old? like, that’s a thing that happens? leave my guy alone.

This man deserves everything let him he happy

Ok… This is what happened to Fraser

-His wife ditched him and asked for 900k a year,

-He was sexually assaulted which he said kicked him into a deep depression

-He stated that the stunts from the 3rd Mummy movie completely destroyed his body and he was in and out of the hospital for 7 years even having to get surgery to repair his vocal cords.

-He apparently blamed himself for all this which only worsened his depression.

This man has literally been through hell this past decade so please lets cut him some slack and wish him the best

All this but also that picture on the right is a really bad paparazzi photo compared with a professional quality movie promo still. No one looks good when some random person snaps you on the street, regardless of who you are.

Compare with this image from the GQ article last February:

Proper lighting, professional setting, good angles etc.

The dude is 49 and has had a rough couple of decades, but he’s still lovely to look at, and I’ll fight anyone who says otherwise.

Could we leave one of the very rarely found unproblematic white dudes alone?

His GQ piece is amazing and heartbreaking. He’s such a beautiful person.

Not only that but only utter garbage people body shame.

IKR want to hug him forever and kick people who don’t support him in the face.

hey,, , wade getting excited in deadpool 2 when being given his girlfriend’s birth control device as an anniversary gift because she’s ready and wants to start a family, and him getting excited because he wants to have a child together, is 1,000,000 times better than the regular unplanned ‘I’m pregnant’ surprise in literally any other movie ever

You ever not talk to people you love to protect them from your energy at the moment?

i truly honestly feel bad for people who don’t think spongebob was ever funny

i’m the one that ran back to the start, because that’s who i am

LOOK AT LOGAN HANDSOME PANTS

tbh I’ve never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666

like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that?

nah man I’m out

damn an whats the numbers on the front 

When people tell me, “Trust your gut! Follow your intuition!” Like, bitch, I have anxiety. My “gut” is usually telling me that everyone hates me and that I’m going to die. I can’t trust what that motherfucker tells me.

yo does anyone else feel CONSTANTLY guilty? like you’ve always done something wrong but you don’t know what it is?