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you dont have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off, and while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the babys soft cartilage head into something a little more modern.  it might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but lets see where the dog is going with this

This post is from 2013. It has less than 100 notes. Together we can revive this work of art that tragically ahead of its time. We’re ready for it now

guess my favorite rene descartes quote

who give a shit.

I hate you wizard council I hate you spell regulations I hate you familiar rights I hate you banned potion ingredients I hate you geneva convention

This wizard had a 50 euro fine for potion safety violations.

potion of liver damage is perfectly safe for human consumption ill have you know

Help !!! Im stranded on a island where the only food is 1 acorn with 1000000000mg thc & u have to eat it in 1 bite

that is 1000kg. what kind of neutron star of THC are you holding in your hand and how is it not already making you trip just by bending spacetime around you.

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i love you and respect you, your an angel, dont worry abt the others, just look me in the eyes. your all you have to be

*kissies you gently and sweetly*

Theres a secret monster in my post. Did u find it?

You found me ! ! !

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good luggage goes in the fun bubble

When I was in college, my Stage Craft teacher showed us this.  Basically the machine heats up a sheet of plastic, and once it’s malleable enough it’ll be blown up to make room for whatever you want to imprint in the plastic.  Once it’s in place, the air reverses and the plastic vacuum-sucks all around the object.  

He demonstrated it on a baby doll and it was like a baby had been frozen in carbonite.  I got to take it home and I still have frozen-carbonite-baby to this day (his name is Franklin XD)

The baby has been posted here

Had to reboot Carbonite baby.

The single greatest picture ever taken in my life. We threw Yu-gi-oh cards at the ceiling fan to watch them scatter, and just happened to take a picture right at this exact moment. To this day, this is the only time I’ve ever heard of anyone breaking a ceiling fan blade with cards.

Ernst Ludwig Kirchner (German ,1880-1938)

Artistin (Marzella) ,1910

Mitch

Sun Pei-Mao (Taiwanese, b. 1991)

You Were Not There, 2018

Saul Bass, Title Sequence to “Vertigo”, (1958)

Biblically accurate Hatsune Miku

Yeah, sure, I'll reblog that.

This picture is so holy and gentle to me

did candace ever try just taking a fucking picture of it