*Perfect couple.
Same, Jared. Same. [x]
i love this
Captain Holt: I visited “w w w dot ladies good health mag dot com backslash sex hyphen relationships backslash eight six seven five nine nine nine zero four backslash nine four three two ampersand two zero dot html” [short pause] Do you know that site?
Rosa: No.
Holt: Well, apparently, it’s less painful, if you acknowledge the dumpee’s [pause for emphasis] feelings.
Rosa: Ew.
Holt: But don’t worry, we’ll practice. I’ll be Marcus. Go.
Rosa: [clears throat] Marcus. I think we should break up.
Holt: That makes me feel sad. I’m sad.
Rosa: Your sadness is noted.
Holt: I feel acknowledged. Thank you for breaking up with me. It will take me eight minutes to collect my things. [short pause] I think that went very well.
Ancient Egyptians were using 20-sided die as early as 200 BCE. Source
i cant believe ancient egyptians were FUCKING NERDS
imagine ancient egyptian d&d tho
“You have crossed into the underworld and have encountered Anubis. You give him your heart to weigh.”
“I roll to Bluff.”
“You want to bluff Anubis? You can’t bluff Anubis, he’s a god, he has a godly Sense Motive check.”
“I want to bluff the scales.”
“…you want. To bluff. The scales.”
“Yup.”
“…you know what? I’ll allow it.”
“HA! Nat 20!”
“The scales, for some fucking reason, think your heart is lighter than the feather. Anubis is pretty sure you’re bullshitting him but you know what? Anubis has had a long day. Anubis is not gonna question the scales. You’re in.”
g r a n t (n˘v˘•)¬
I Found (Amber Run a cappella cover) - Just Duet
Let’s Play GTA IV: Wanted - [x]
This is probably the best intro to a new update I have ever seen.
someone take gimp away from me
Trumpkins are terrifying.
Someone smash them.
Smashing Trumpkins
Could vice president (and part-time TV actor) Joe Biden sneak into a college party in real life? Judging by a new Funny or Die video, he totally could.
Gifs: Funny or Die
i honestly love Joe Biden with every fiber of my tiny, shriveled heart
He’s my fav
Biden a real one
i am going to miss uncle joe in the white house.
Hey guys! I know I’m not really around much but I really need your help with this one.
The university I go to are looking at cutting down their counselling staff. It’s become hugely competitive and they’re aiming to have only 4 counselors on staff between two campuses - serving tens of thousands of students.
These counselors are currently free to students, and help with a wide range of issues, from diagnosed mental health issues to providing support to failing students, to assisting in crisis situations that might only need an appointment or two (grief, trauma and assault, discrimination, etc). They’re proposing to funnel these students over to private psychologists on campus, who are expensive normally, let alone on a student budget.
If you have a moment, please sign this petition for us! The current services are invaluable and already understaffed. I hate to think of the consequences of cutting them back further.