Jesus Christ on the cross was the world's first pin-up boy
horse that is short yet maintains rather long legs this horse is standing on asphalt which might alarm some who are knowledgable in the makeup of horse hooves for asphalt might mess with its footsies however do not fret for this particular horse is rocking some sick sneaks on all four of its hooves these sneaks are black and rather stylish and this horse definitely knows it for it is striking a pose with one front hoof forward and its head tilted coyly away
hairy chests. you agree. reblog
all of my haters want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds. my paramours also want to see me bound bled and crucified for my misdeeds but they get hard when they think about it so it;s fine
freedom of speech on twitter dot com
I think if a studio exec says they want to force you to starve to death so you’ll be made to accept garbage wages, you should crush them in a hydraulic press incredibly slowly
Like the fact that rich people have gotten to the point where they think they can just be like “oh yeah I’m literally trying to kill you” without fear of repercussions is beyond infuriating. They need to know what it feels like to be beaten to death by hammers.
so I just watched Renfield, and immediately started looking up if Codependents Anonymous is really a thing (it is) and can I join one immediately (yet to be discovered)
Codependents Anonymous is a thing, but it's like a 12 step org, which means you have to believe in god, which I simply cannot do. That's probably the source of my depression and alienation since childhood.
Not to get all reddit atheist, but if there is an invisible man who lives in the sky he either controls the laws of physics and wants you to have whatever problem made you walk into a 12 step program, or he doesn't want you to have whatever problem but also doesn't control reality.
Like, I am looking at a checklist of reasons I need help and the public wisdom seems to be: join a cult.
I grew up in a cult. It is definitely not the solution.
so I just watched Renfield, and immediately started looking up if Codependents Anonymous is really a thing (it is) and can I join one immediately (yet to be discovered)
Someone made a sculpture of you
this has 0 engagement. it's a photo of a toilet eating it's own head. none of you identify with this? you ALL have self esteem? EVERYONE who follows me? wait does anybody follow me? i don't think i know how to check anymore
they gave me a badge for being a top who posts
i had to click literally 69 things to remove that stupid badge from my profile
how come fluids flood out of your face when you're sad? what is the point of that?
rose tyler hated her shitty job, wore £1 mascara, charity shop sweatpants, boxed hair bleach, couldn't keep her room clean, hated rich people, was called a slag by the queen, constantly chat shit about her mum, slapped a guy that made her mum cry, astonished herself when she could do maths, 19 year old runaway, and the most beautiful woman on my tv 2005 - 2006
i miss everyday beauty
TLDR; don’t give tumblr money until they start making visible improvements towards accessibility
I’ve seen a few posts around about something people are calling crab day where you’re supposed to gift the crab button to your mutuals to support Tumblr financially. Please don’t participate in this unless Tumblr starts making noticeable improvements towards accessibility between now and then. It’s been 5 months of me trying to get the bare minimum of accessibility for photosensitive users or even just find out who I can talk to to get anywhere, and Tumblr is refusing to make any changes.
@photomatt has doubled down on the suggestion that you should just pay for ad-free or install an ad-blocker instead of listening to any of the suggestions photosensitive users have repeatedly made. Please do not give money to Tumblr until they show a commitment to accessibility because they will continue to ignore our requests if it doesn’t impact them financially.
Some of the requests we’ve made are:
1. Allow us to disable autoplay on browser as well as the app. This is an accessibility feature, not a data-saving feature, and should be treated as such.
2. Include ads in disabling of autoplay, along with other formats that currently get around the autoplay feature. Currently even if you have autoplay disabled you can still end up with flashing lights in your face every few posts from ads.
3. Improve the reporting process for strobing ads. The quick reporting process doesn’t provide good options to ensure the person reviewing the report realizes that it’s being reported for flashing lights so you have to hope they agree it’s either malicious or offensive and don’t just brush you off as abusing the report function. The more complicated reporting process involves getting a screenshot and the link that the ad brings you to, which requires lingering on the ad, which if you’re trying to report the ad for your safety, is dangerous. You can also still get the same ad 10 times a row after reporting it until it’s been reviewed. Which again, presents a danger to users.
4. Add a community label for flashing lights. Flashing lights are commonly untagged or mistagged, even sometimes maliciously. It would be extremely helpful to the photosensitive community to be able to add a warning to a post that doesn’t have one.
I’ve talked a lot about the photosensitive community in this post because that’s what I have personal experience with and what @photomatt has explicitly come out and just said to buy ad-free about, but there are definitely other accessibility issues that need to be addressed as well (like the alt text function needing improvements to make it accessible to users who need it and don’t use screenreaders, or the fact that a lot of tumblr official stuff still doesn’t seem to use the alt text feature themselves). Please feel free to add on accessibility issues I’ve missed in the reblogs.
Also the crab day thing was started by an aggressively transphobic pro-life christian Conservative so maybe listen to disabled people instead of transphobic Christian conservatives, people.
As far as accessibility issues goes I'd also like to add that the new image viewing features are incredibly aggressive for people like me who have issues with hand eye coordination, It's become really difficult to zoom freely and easily and also it's way too easy to accidentally swipe into another video because of motor coordination issues and nobody wanted that feature anyway so it's fucking stupid to have added it @staff please fucking listen to disabled people and fix your shit.
If you are silent about your pain they'll kill you and say you enjoyed it - Zora Neale Hurston
This is one of those posts where I feel like I'm doing others and myself a disservice by not sharing. I wish someone had shown me this a long time ago.
Maybe I'd be having to do less work to break out of this shell, now.
...All of the above.
Tell your truth, and don't be afraid to have it be heard... because this is not a dress rehearsal.
It's difficult when you've spent years being a "good person", a "exceptional one" and the first time you complain, people left you. Even some of the ones who say they loved you. But once the fake people leave you, the trustful ones will be able to enter.
One of my favorite Tumblr interactions was when I was like "I like when dudes do [x]" and someone was like, "Sure but let's not assume everyone does." And when I was like "I uh. Specifically said *I* like this" and they were like, "This was clearly written in a relatable, everyman affect designed to make broad generalizations about common preferences." It was then that I realized I am simply operating on a higher tier than most other users
Anyway love when dudes are hairy as shit. And now YOU do too. EVERYONE loves this. If you are reading this I am The Every Man and you now share this preference with me