mission accomplished babey

W-what does this mean….

Reading this out of context sounds exactly like they fucked in the lift and tried to play it cool with one getting out before the other.

And I’m pretty sure that was intentional

4004bc vs 2019, conclusion? aziraphale fills in his eyebrows 

@azirafuck you’re so right *cries*

Aziraphale repeats three times (1601 / 1862 / 1967) why he’s afraid to let Crowley get involved with him, or take help from him, or get too close to anything holy because of him: they’ll hurt Crowley for it. He thinks he’s compromising Crowley’s only protection. He thinks being kept away from love will save Crowley from the damage of it. Loving the world and compromising his angelic detachment has already put him at risk from heaven—he assumes what hell would do to Crowley for getting involved would be worse.

It takes Crowley showing love to him over and over, anyway, and getting mixed up in rebellion and empathy with or without him, for him to get that being kept from help, friendship, love, hurts Crowley worse than Hell could. Crowley is going to be Crowley with or without him; he’s never going to fit back into hell. But he’ll do better if he doesn’t have to do it alone.

And that’s the gayest thing I’ve ever heard. The fear that giving in to your love will hurt your beloved, that if you admit your queerness it will implicate them, that they aren’t ready to lose what it will cost them to be what they are with you; and then finally finding out that they can’t go back to what they were before you, and neither can you, and not loving them will hurt them worse than anything the world can do, if they’re ready to be loved.

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Tumblr I just started Sherlock

Benedict Cumberbatch Sherlock I’m scared but excited

Wait I’m like 51 minutes into the first episode but like bro no fucking wonder people ship them

Where two people who like each other go out and have fun ?

That’s what I was suggesting

HE JUST CRASHED JOHNS DATE HAHA THIS HILARIOUS AND SO AWKWARD

YALL HAD TO LIVE WITH THAT SEASON 2 ENDING YIKES

blessed I can just put next episode

Also yes I already love them I hate it I’m scared

Wait is she a lesbian ??? Someone tell me ??? Is there lgbt ep

Do Molly and Sherlock become a thing ??

Does she get more development and stuff hoping she’s not just like the love interest cause she’s barely had scenes

“You’re a great boyfriend”

“And Sherlock Holmes is a very lucky man”

“You’ll do anything for him”

Can I just say I appreciate John saying “Has he ever had any kind of girlfriend, boyfriend, a relationship, ever?” Like so casually like just saying boyfriend casually like Its a little thing but I appreciate it 

“Are you jealous ?”

“We’re not a couple”

“Yes, you are” 

“Who the hell knows about Sherlock Holmes but for the record if anyone out there still cares im not actually gay” 

Is there a single episode where they dont make a reference about them being together like???? theyre really not endgame??? what the hell?? like is the show just like let me bring up how everyone thinks there a couple all the time to prove they arent? Like i wasnt around back then but when Season 1 finished airing was there like a fuck ton of Johnlock fans and the show was like we got to put an end to that or ?? someone answer please 

I’m just gonna say it

Sherlock transitions are so ugly

I hate them 🤣🤣

They really can’t go a single episode without referencing something about them being together huh

I AM SO FUCKING SHOOK RIGHY NOW WHAT YHIS SO GOOD THO IMG I AM SOWYAYAISLSL WVWOWNW LEDL

Molly sweetie that outfit is so ugly I hate it

Wait Wait Wait what am I watching what just happened is this real 

I hate them I was crying I thought they pulled a Merlin on me 

BUT ALSO TWO YEARS AFTER SHERLOCKS DEATH WATSON HAS MOVED ON BUT TERRIOST ATTACKS AND HES BACK AWAU.FG(BIKELRUVKJSZ

WAIT DID YALL ACTUALLY HAVE TO WAIT TWO YEARS FOR SERIES 3 ?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?

JOHN IS GOING TO ASK SOMEONE TO MARRY HIM WHAT ugh

LITERALLY EVERY FIVE SECONDS THEY HAVE TO REMIND US THAT JOHN IS NOT GAY LIKE STOP OMG I HATE THEM

but Mrs.Hudson was me that entire scene 

ughh I love John how can I hate that hes happy and about to propose to someone :/

Fuck Mary seems cool its been two seconds but yea

There really be Moriarty and Sherlock shippers in that universe IM DEAD AHAHA

THE OLD MAN HAHAHAHA

- Mental Note rewatch that when you’ve finished S3E1-

So John is really about to get married huh 

can’t be surprised Ig I knew what I was walking into 

I honestly don’t even hate her she’s cool wish we would of had more build up cause she’s just kinda John’s wife  

Sherlock is me at weddings 

Every time I hear the little Sherlock theme its like a shot of dopamine 

DRUNK SHERLOCK IS MY FAVORITE THING I NEED HIM TO STAY FOREVER

Shes pregnant 

WHAT I AM WATCHING MARY WHAT ??????? BROOOOOO WAIT THIS FOR REAL DOES SHE NOT LOVE JOHN? WAS THIS ALWAYS FAKE WHAT IS GOING ON

REDBEARD WAS A DOG IM CRYING 

WHY IS SHE STILL THERE WHY IS SHE STILL THERE WHY IS SHE STILL THERE ????????????

they’re really still staying together…

Sherlock really did that for his wife huh 

Just finished Series 3 on the Sherlock uncovered episodes 

Series 1 came out in 2010 then yall had to wait 2 YEARS for Series 2 then AGAIN TWO YEARS to get Series 3 after that fucking ending LORD then 2 years for the 2016 Special then another year for Series 3 my god 

“It’s petulant and teenager-ish and slightly girly, without sounding misogynistic, the way they talk to each other” Oh Benedict I love you 

MARY DIED ?!?! I didn’t want her killed I actually liked her to be honest

I didn’t hate her she was cool

Damn Sherlock really losing it huh 

or is this a plan hehe

Aww we got a hug ? Kinda? Ig

Does holding someone while they’re crying count ?

Im on the last episode of Series 4 I’m sad I don’t want to finish it but Im also ready to look through the tab and see everything 

Im done

This whole post is a fucking gold mine

Nine years of fandom condensed in one thread. 👏👏👏👏

The show and fandom in a nutshell. This is all of us… welcome to our hell OP!

good omens + tumblr text posts

I love Anathema’s first encounter with Crowley and Aziraphale from her perspective

since it’s just like, two men dressed like a failed rock star in leather and dorky bow-tied school teacher run her over, help her, bicker the whole time, play Freddie Mercury’s ‘Bicycle,’ and at the end one says “Get in, angel.” to the other

Anathema’s only interpretation is like “I got run over by an old married gay couple with pet names for each other and questionable camp taste in everything”

Just so you guys know this is genuine canon

I’m so surprised that so many people are reading Aziraphale’s “I’m so sorry to hear it” in response to Crowley’s “I lost my best friend” as him being a totally inept moron with zero ability to read people, when that couldn’t be farther from the truth, as far as I can see???

It was a super British reaction to an unabashed emotional outpouring. It’s an I can’t deal with this right now stiff upper lip keep calm and carry on error message of the brain. 

He knows exactly what Crowley means. And when I say exactly, I don’t just mean that Aziraphale knows that Crowley is saying he is his best friend. That much he already knew. That’s par for the course by now. What he realises is that Crowley is essentially saying that because he lost Aziraphale, his life just stopped being worth anything. That he had given up, decided not to save himself by running away, and couldn’t even try to save the world, because without Aziraphale the world didn’t seem worth saving. Without Aziraphale, he didn’t have the strength or capacity or will to save the world, or himself. That because he had lost Aziraphale he was just going to sit in a bar and drink himself into a stupor and wait to die.

Aziraphale knew exactly what Crowley meant, 100%. And he was in no state whatsoever to even begin to deal with that. So he said “So sorry to hear it”, and took a second to put his heart back in his chest, and then kept calm and carried on, because he had a world to save. He had a Crowley to save.

I’m as much of a fan as anyone for  affectionately calling Crowley and Aziraphale idiots, but in actuality neither of them are, at all. Aziraphale is very intelligent, including emotionally intelligent. He’s wilfully naive which manifests as idiocy sometimes, but that’s not the same thing. He wasn’t being a dolthead with no understanding of anything, in this scene. He was being his deeply emotionally-intelligent self, and just not having the time or mental space to deal with what he read in Crowley’s words. And Crowley responded to that accordingly, too. They know each other too well, and they are both too clever for any such misunderstanding.

Friendly reminder that Ann Walker went from “I dunno, I do have warm feelings for you” to saying “I love you” during sex in the span of ONE EPISODE and if that’s not accurate lesbian representation then I don’t know what is.

I measure the success of a fandom based on how many lesbians are in it cause they're the best content creators. lesbians run so the rest of us can walk

We need more behind the scenes photos. yes, please.

this is my contribution to the fandom

A pretty fucking good contribution my friend 

Have a whole 1:30 of Good Omens scenes put over some very fitting vines!