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TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
WHAT THE FUCK IT’S CHRISTMAS EVE WHY DID SOMEONE REBLOG THIS
TOMORROW IS HALLOWEEN!!!
Happy mother's day to all the teachers I accidentally called "mom" growing up 🫡
I like it when your Pokémon get the zoomies then just conks out.
Finally got around to finishing these. DP and Pokémon on the brain what can I say. Started these while playing Pokémon Go again (before I even realized new games were coming out like three days later lol). But yeah. Danny’s basically a Pokémon right?
Also have a bonus existential Danny under cut haha
The principal difficulty of having a Pokémon pick up your groceries for you isn’t getting it to understand the concept of a grocery list, but getting it to understand the concept of capitalism.
One might assume that Meowth is the exception, given that Meowth is literally the capitalism Pokémon; the trouble here is that, while Meowth does understand capitalism, Meowth also understands shoplifting.
GUYS I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH AI AND I'M LITERALLY SHAKING RIGHT NOW WTF THEY ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
it never fails to surprise me how some people will simply take every single thing in a story at face value and assume that what the characters are saying or doing or thinking must always be true even when all of the context clues are screaming the opposite
oouuh, oouuuhhh!! we are hiring! we are hiring!! we are sooOO desperate for workers we will take anyone !! OOUUHH labor shortage!!!! pleaze let us hire you!! ouuUUUHuuuUhh................ Your application has been rejected. You are not what we're looking for at this time. We're sorry.
Crying at this article calling Tumblr an “upstart” platform jdgdks
genuine tip for any tumblr newcomers: block literally whoever you want for any reason. even if you've never talked to them. they don't even need to be "problematic" or whatever. that person posting the worst takes imaginable in your favorite show's tag? block em. that person who runs a blog dedicated to a ship that makes you want to gouge your eyes out? block em. that person you've never interacted with directly but they left a comment on a post you saw and they just seem like a dick? block em.
the block button: it's free, it's easy, it's the key to a peaceful tumblrina life
how the fuck did this site outlast twitter
entranced recently not by “i can fix him” or “i can make him worse” but the “something deeply wrong with him and i want to be around as like a spectator when the car crash inevitably happens” dynamic
Hope people who know nothing about death note understand the human boy is the deeply unhinged one in this duo.
Hello. Long time no post.
I wanted to hop on here after Working Through Intrusive Thoughts because... my headcannon was actually correct.
Since last year (probably around September or so), I've therorised that Logan is fused with Anger, and when he gets overly emotional, his eyes turn red (well, I was close with red).
My theory is that when Roman and Remus split, a balance had to be maintained. Adding another side threw the balance off, so they took the most out of control side and forced him to be with the tame and nearly robotic logical side.
This is why Logan claims he has no emotions, because they aren't his emotions. They're the orange side's: wrath. Logan has been keeping wrath under control... until now.
I know it seems like the whole "of course you claim that you knew afterwards" stuff, but I never posted here about it because I never thought it would be cannon.
So. Yeah.
the kind of therapy I need: sitting down with a professional, talking, etc
the kind of therapy I can afford: taking a Big Gulp™️ of a McDonald's Sprite
