<!-- var r_text = new Array (); r_text[0] = "im so deep in the fucking daddy zone i am fucking miles inside of the daddy zone fucking drowning in amniotic fluid slowly my lungs filling up this is the daddy zone experience thi"; r_text[1] = "please help me to get online mother fucker"; r_text[2] = "let me justt play devil's advocate here and say that eating shit is really good and im a dumb shithead and i love shit"; r_text[3] = "Drink my god Damn piss. Drink my my god Damn piss. Drink my piss mother fucvker. Drink my fucking god damned piss off"; r_text[4] = "here's a list of touhou girls i want to have as a Mom someday & here is a copy of that list in case you accidentally throw it in the gabarge"; r_text[5] = "welcome to the blogzone"; r_text[6] = "i have been secretly collecting my roommate's piss for 7 years. i dont know what to do with all of these jars of piss. i am extremely scared"; r_text[7] = "certified teen"; r_text[8] = "I am a gamer who speaks for Truth. 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