And the answer is...

  That’s a great name! He is a very lucky little boy…you will be a great mom for him.

Well thank you. I can't wait to bring him home. 

  … You didn’t know what a blowjob was until now…?

That is correct. I didn't know what a condom was either. 

Because you're the only ten I see. 

And the answer is...

  I would be honored to do that. Do you have a name for your little boy?

His name is going to be Rowan Wilde. 

--Fuck..

  Lets just say, do it again, and it’ll be very painful.

Why would you touch someone that is innocent? 

And the answer is...

  Kayce that’s awesome! I’m so happy for you!

Well thank you. I still want you to be his god mother. 

--Fuck..

  You ever do that again and I’ll fuck you up. Clear?

I don't know? Depends on what you are going to do to me. 

I literally just looked at a cute guy and thought, “Wow, I’d love to give him a blowjob.”

… I need Jesus…

I know what a blowjob is. My brother told me the other day. 

And the answer is...

  I’m having a boy and a girl!

Awe. My son is coming home with me soon. I got to adopt. 

--Fuck..

  Hop off my dick, bitch.

Are you thirsty? Here have some water. 

And the answer is...

I know what the babies are!!

Yay mama Connie. 

--Fuck..

Keep your pants on man. There are kids around here. Are you really trying to burn their or my eyes? I mean like fuck. 

  Text: I wonder what she will actually say! I think that’s awesome? I’m not sure. I’ll help you and stuff, just it’s a shock.

Text: Well thanks. I think you'll love him. You could be like his big brother. 

  Text: Wait… So are you fostering or adopting..? Oh my God, what will mom say?!

Text: Mom will love him. I am adopting a young boy. You'll be an Uncle. 

Text: I'm actually bringing home my first child on Friday. 

My parents grounded me.

  I have other people to see.

Well you're an ass. I mean I guess you always were. 

  You come off a little too strong.

O-Oh I'm sorry.