can we pretend that airplanes

plot 150 words bed-sharing 200 words smut 800 words projecting my fears, insecurities, and anxieties onto a fictional character 9,356 words fluff 150 words someone who is good at fan fiction please help me budget my WIP, my family is dying

150 words of plot seems excessive.

thank you for the reasonable advice

My dad was an aviation engineer and used to spray paint his tools the most obnoxious hot pink he could find. Not only did it make it easy to find his tools, but the amount of guys who wanted to use them went down drastically, and they always made sure to bring them back to my dad so they wouldn’t be caught with pink tools.

My dad always got a kick out if it, and to this day a good chunk of his tools at home are a beautiful shade of hot pink.

To the ant that bit me on my penis

Hmmmmm...

#lynda carter immediately acclimated to the tumblr ecosystem

smiling computers

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Somewhere out there is the worst reviewed maid cafe on earth. And that cafe has a least popular maid.

I hate looking through wet glasses, so even though everything is blurry af, I cannot do it, but I know some people who do and I'm curious

(posted again cause I messed something up)

more women should submit to the madness and turn into giant screaming dog beasts