ya got a can opener

It’s been a while.

Some days, Twitter is a simmering hellbroth. Other days, the landscape is made glorious by people like this.

i needed to read this today so im sharing it to all of you!!

i know of a big blogger that turns 30 soon and should read this.

@one-time-i-dreamt

Thank you so much! My 30th is this Saturday <3 <3

guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win

just been informed they are now kissing with tongue and fucking sloppy style in the ring. Love wins

this is cuntwrenching news. its cliterally unbelievable 

basically if you think that "addicts" are Other People and you could never develop a substance use disorder,

evereybody come over we”re

As long as the locks hold they can't get out.

power lines are crushed with the weight of four days of accumulated freezing rain in boucherville near montreal, canada, january 9, 1998

photo by robert laberge, via bbc archives

Face down

Ass up

its because you always on that damn mortar and pestle

1 thing about me I'm gonna be a sweetie

Can I hear a second thing about you

2 thing about me I'm a nasty sicko man