turns out i simply cannot handle things or situations

UPDATES ON THE JOSH FIGHT!

According to Fawcette, the main streamer of the event, the amount of Joshes who turned up is about 75-100 Joshes. Any streams are really laggy, but for those who couldn’t tune in here are some pics:

These were taken from a laggy stream, but as you can see the turnout is massive. The crowd is estimated to be at least 200 people.

The latest winner from the series of Josh fights is “Tiny Josh”, a four year old child who was inducted into the battle. As of right now, the bearer for the title of “The One True Josh” is the original Josh Swain.

Updates will continue if the stream stops lagging.

UPDATE:

Apparently there is someone here known as “Big Josh.” Big Josh is getting ready to battle the remaining Joshes. Let’s pray for these poor souls.

UPDATE:

CROWD NUMBERS WAY EXCEED PREVIOUS ESTIMATES. THE TOTAL TURNOUT AS OF RIGHT NOW IS SPECULATED TO BE CLOSE TO A THOUSAND PEOPLE.

“Special Joshes” now include:

People are lining up to meet the Josh known as “The One True Josh”. He is the original Josh Swain and has gathered a cult following like some sort of modern day Jesus.

While Josh Swain has been dubbed the One True Josh by his followers, the official One True Josh has been declared.

THE WINNER OF JOSH FIGHT IS....

LITTLE JOSH.

Little Josh has received 6000 as a prize to donate to a children’s hospital in Nebraska. He truly is the One True Josh.

the adhd urge to exhaustively organize and catalog things vs. the adhd immediate forgetting of where you put literally everything

my embroidery floss collection is impeccable but i left my earbuds in the kitchen last night and couldn't find them

My different kinds of rice are arranged in a color gradient but there is shredded cheese in my coat pocket

My Magic cards are carefully sorted by color, rarity, and alphabetically.

But there are 4 open soda cans and 2 mugs of coffee around my house cuz I keep losing/forgetting about them.

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

Why does every fantasy series gotta have a hot woman-only group like “Sisterhood Of Summer Spies” or “Ladies Of The Twilight Ball” or “Women Warriors Of The Waters” and never a himbo-only group like “Blue Rose Brotherhood” or “Manwhores Of The Realm” or “Bastard Sword Bastards”

Their NAME is the Fellowship of the Ring

World Indigenous Games

Love the first one as an Asian Native who’s Polynesian Tahitian Indigenous Pasifika

Throwback to 2016 when I told my sister "they're making another planet earth" and she just like. raised an eyebrow and said in this absolutely deadpan condescending tone "and where are they getting the dirt for it?" and I had to specify I meant planet earth the nature documentary not the celestial body

Talks Machina: a very serious show

hey so there’s a video circulating on the internet right now of a man offing himself. it’s being spread on tiktok, twitter, and facebook. so if you see this:

then scroll away immediately. this video is also being hidden in animal videos and calming videos on tiktok as a jump scare so just stay off of tiktok for a while.

if you need to turn off video auto play on Twitter, here’s how: Settings and privacy > Data usage > Autoplay > Never

opals look fake tbh

this is the type of magical nonsense that gets reluctant dwarves sent on quests

i really hate this

— Richard Jackson, from “Basic Algebra,” Richard Jackson Greatest Hits: 1980-2004 (Pudding House Publications, 2004)