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it's not that deep, dude

@sopheroo / sopheroo.tumblr.com

35/f/canada. Imagine not being a cephalopod. Splatoon trash.
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so i was playing a pokemon firered 898 randomizer run

And well, I made it to Mt. Moon last night and decided to go and buy the Magikarp from the salesman. I mean, it’s Magikarp, it’s already terrible, it cannot be worse than it usually is, right?

WELL I WAS WRONG.

Unflattering nature, horrible attack stat and it’s actually depressed because it was blessed with one of the game’s worst abilities.

That’s right - Defeatist; the ability that halves both your attack stats when you’re under 50% HP! 

So I went through Mt Moon, Nugget Bridge, and finally, just before Bill’s Cottage, it evolved!

That’s right, my Magikarp OVERCAME DEPRESSION by the sheer power of ANGER when it evolved, and is now protected from ALL mental problems.

Man, I wish that were me

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Found the one who bought all the Cheetos from the snack machine, at last

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pliywraght

being on omegle in middle school had me feeling like in chamber of secrets when ginny wealsey had that diary and could talk to tom nook

YOU KNOW I MEANT TOM RIDDLE!! SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT !!

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bogleech

Hogwarts was a classic Nook money making scheme. None of the magic was real. Voldemort was actually an inanimate leaf.

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Roll 1d20+Cha for hotness for every single monster the party meets.

Yes, even undead, aberrations, and oozes.

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it’s homestuck day, have this wonderful art of my favorite boyo philip a friend made for me.

philip is valid dumbass

HAPPY 4/13

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