audorb

I am not spiralling, I am just following a suspiciously curved path

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

the cold was invented by big bed to sell more cozy sleepie in bed

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

me when i throw away an apple core: too bad i haven't any hogs. i could have put this in their trough.

i would be so powerful if i wasn't distracted by every little thing btw

"capitalism breeds innovation" was only ever true in the mid-2000s when cell phones kept getting more and more fucked up

^ healthy and diverse breeding practices

^ wild inbreeding in pursuit of uniformity and an arbitrary ideal of breed "purity" resulting in gross health complications

why are people even fucking with gatcha games the wikipedia random article button is $0 and i just rolled a 10th century byzantine encyclopedia on my 17th try

surely the conses wont quence

“you‘re so quiet” baby i’m not even here. i’m fantasizing about a book i read weeks ago. move on.

you better watch out. you better watch out. you better watch out. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.