whatever

Do you think they ev

5 pm: i really should hang myself

9 pm: lets see whats going down on the Twix company instagram

I love it when dogs try to help but the task at hand requires zero dogs so they just kinda stand in front of you and look serious.

Wisconsin baddie pussy squeaky like a cheese curd

MICHAEL MYERS WAS 21?????????????

he should’ve been at the clubbbbbb……..

There's something very bisexual about a USB c charger

we are running out of posts

call my pussy a truffle the way your hog is hunting it down through the bush

his eyes were coke zero brown

need my Tits wet with lobster butter .com

vibes who posted this

communion wafers are not cruelty free. they fucked that boy upppp

got a pussy like an ashtray

Me golf commentating: These are evil, evil men... they have done wicked deeds to be here today. There are no winners today-- Beautiful drive there. Right onto the fairway.

The King of Silence: Who dares make noise in my presence...

The Unapologetic Sniffer:

i love when guys come in and order samwiches like "oh this ones not for me its for the WIFE haha such a weird order i know but its not for me its for my wife. i wouldnt usually order this but its for my wife" like alright mister whatever you say 🤨 heres your sissy lil faggy homosexual samwich! for YOU!

Nintendo DS game icons

me completely by myself in my room: alright everybody just calm down