previously HTTYD-MC-PL-Twilight

star light birds - 2024

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“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.

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barbie official: we’re gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!

youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what’d they say they were going to do?

here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post

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Here’s a working link as of February 2nd 2022

and a working link

I just literally don't believe in english like it's the curse of being a very online young person from the netherlands that you have to liberate yourself from believing english is a superior language but it really truly just isn't ..... lieveling desalniettemin weergaloos mistroostig desinteresse gniffelen ochtendgloren weerzinwekkend verdonkeremanen zalig doodstil loofboom zinderend

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

Give it a day

when i was a kid i had moments of being so fucking diabolical because i realized at some point the best way to leverage power over my family was to do shit that would make everybody late

our house was in the middle of nowhere surrounded by woods so when i decided i didnt want to wear dresses anymore if we were going to some event & my parents insisted i had to wear a dress i would just go hide in the woods. was so committed i almost made us miss a flight once bc my mom packed a dress in my suitcase

i only promised to stop doing this if my parents got me formal boys clothes to wear which eventually they did. i don't feel bad about resorting to violence bc i asked politely and they said no. proud of 10 yr old me for evil annoying lesbian behavior

5th grade was the last time I wore a dress for school pictures. When my parents attempted to force the issue for 6th grade, I climbed onto our roof and pulled the ladder up after me. My dad borrowed the neighbors ladder. As soon as it touched the roof I pulled it up too. By the time I had 3 ladders they were willing to negotiate, and 2 hours late for work.

surely after the second time they would've stopped trying lmao what the hell

one profession that does need better gatekeeping is people who write or translate subtitles. brother that is not what was said.

Do you ever think the Wizard get annoyed/jealous by how much magical stuff happens to the Farmer?

Wizard: Yes, the Junimo's are a reclusive species. I have failed on many occasions to commune with them.

Farmer: Oh the weird aliens? Yeah, a bunch live on my farm and help me out with stuff.

Wizard: I'm sorry?

Farmer: Oh, by the way, can you tell me what all those purple star fruits are?

Wizard: The Stardrop!?!?! The rarest, most magical fruit in existence!?!?

Farmer: So that's what their called! I bought one at the fair last fall.

Wizard: What.

Farmer: My spouse also gave me one too!

Wizard: ...

Farmer: So by the way, my Grandpa's ghost came to visit. Do you thinks that's normal or-

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war never changes

my only complaint is that the paws appear when you boop someone and not when someone boops you. I want to be scrolling and minding my own business and suddenly get whapped by a cat paw