Hello tumblrs. Since the nude body has been kicked off of here, I’ve decided to upload photos to my patreon which I just launched! 2 tiers are available, and I’d love to get your support! I’m new to this but looking forward to revisiting shoots and also attempting to dive into self portraits. :) Hope to see you there. Stay safe out there.
The time draws near.
IF SOMEONE DOESN’T FUCKING POST THE IMPERIAL MARCH AT 11:50 PM, WE DON’T DESERVE NIPPLES.
…‘Ask and you shall receive’ actually works?
It seems that in about 2 weeks, Tumblr will be deleting all “adult content” and it looks like most of my posts will finally be mostly gone. Censorship is a motherfucker.
If you are interested in following me elsewhere, I’m @paandajean on Instagram. I do have a DeSalle Facebook page but I don’t update it often as nudity is banned there too. Obviously I’m not naked on IG either. Maybe this will be an excuse for me to open up a Patreon. If that’s something you’d like to see, reach out. But until I get married in 2019 (!!!!) that will be on the backburner.
Blessings! It’s been real, tumblr.
DeSalle
Blue Velvet (1986) Dir. David Lynch
Dream man forever
In the USA, it’s 100x cheaper to take an Uber to the hospital instead of an ambulance.
I don’t know if this is true or.. Like, having to pay for an ambulance that is taking you to the hospital? That doesn’t make any sense. What kind of distopian world is that?
It costs thousands of dollars to ride in an ambulance
In America some people with chronic health conditions like epilepsy literally have to wear medical IDs that say “don’t call an ambulance/911”. Some well-meaning person calling an ambulance for you will turn into a thousand (or couple thousand) dollars that YOU are on the hook for, even though you didn’t make the call. So, PSA: if you see someone having a seizure, look for a medical ID! You should only call an ambulance if: the person is elderly, pregnant, or the seizure lasts more than 4 minutes. Otherwise, wait for the seizure to pass, then ask the person if they want an ambulance when they regain consciousness.
wtf
Oh my god what. Here in Quebec, if you call an ambulance for something they deem non-emergency, you get a bill later for like $180. But if it’s anything like a loss of consciousness, chest pains, labour, whatever, or if you’re in a public place and a a well-meaning samaritan calls 911, it’s paid for by the government. Seriously, everything about healthcare in the US makes me want to cry.
Imagine a world where you have to wear tags to tell people trying to help you that “It’s ok, don’t try to help, I can’t afford to pay if someone tries to save my life. I’ll just take my chances and hope it’s not life-threatening.”
Model: Amanda • Ph: AAlberts
• Amanda Looking Back • Beautiful Eyes •
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Oh hey!
Model: Amanda Ph AAlberts
• Nude In Kitchen • Greyscale • Looking Out •
Hi everyone! As you may know I’m a crazy bird lady and my fiancé and I rescued Jade here 3 years ago. She just recently started showing signs of sickness, mainly sneezing. We took her in last week for a nasal flush and after the longest week ever of waiting, she has a bacterial infection. She’s on medication for the next 2 weeks and is already acting more like herself and with minimal sneezes. Administering medication to a bird is not easy, as you can see. So that’s what I’m up to recently!
@2017: not to sound desperate but i’m begging you
And now look at us.
“I was drawn to all the wrong things: I liked to drink, I was lazy, I didn’t have a god, politics, ideas, ideals. I was settled into nothingness; a kind of non-being, and I accepted it. I didn’t make for an interesting person. I didn’t want to be interesting, it was too hard. What I really wanted was only a soft, hazy space to live in, and to be left alone.”
— Charles Bukowski (via xxyayo)
If Pixar made Jurassic Park.
