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i cannot BELIEVE i forgot to post this here

hey ladies, anyone else ever inadvertently get your boyfriend infected with an ancient evil parasite? did y'all mercy kill him or did your crushing guilt keep u from pulling the trigger? asking for a friend

you ever just like “wow that’s my voice? people listen to this clown on a daily basis?”

look at this extremely chaotic video my fiancé took of our cat

mraw mraw mraw mraaaa mraaw *CLATTER* meeeAAAAAAAAA

every day i am like "i wanna talk to my mutuals" but i have the personality of a paper clip

The current pandemic has only made this image funnier

Happy boy

Can I pet that dog?

So I know on one hand this is a Very Serious Blog™️ but also...

We need more non-binary memes in the world

Show me the enby memes

It's 2 am and I should be sleeping, but

YES THESE ARE GREAT

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Millennials living through their 2nd "once in a generation" economic collapse

Unmute !

I love this song

ever notice how men criticize games like animal crossing and stardew valley on the basis of “the entire game is just doing tasks” without recognizing that “kill bad guy” is also just a task but violent?

”it’s so boring all you do is talk to people and do tasks so you can buy new things” yeah and all you do is press a bunch of buttons to kill people so you can buy new things? perish

my activity page has not known peace since i made this post i have hundreds of insufferable gamers crawling up my pant legs now but luckily i have a secret up my sleeve… i too am a gamer man. im immune to the gamer venom   

This has the same energy as that post that’s “Red Dead Redemption is just Barbie’s Horse Adventure with violence”.

I think people need to understand that part of living a healthy life is having different people who understand different parts of you, so that you don't overwhelm your friends and expect too much of them, or ignore valuable relationships because they feel "incomplete".

We all want to be fully seen and understood, but it's not shallow or meaningless to just have a pal you talk about TV shows with who isn't also, like, your platonic soulmate. That's still your friend! You still enhance each other's lives with your company. Not everything that matters is profound.

I think a lot of you are lonely because you're waiting around for someone who sees into your soul instead of just plain old lookin' at the people in your life, finding common ground, and planting a little garden there. Even if that garden only grows Star Trek fan theories and memes, it's still good.

It just... makes me real sad that you guys can't imagine a friendship where you don't talk about sex and trauma constantly, or that you think these are prerequisites for "real" friendship. Like, it legitimately breaks my heart.

My therapist and I refer to this as the snowshoe effect!!! If you put all the weight onto one spot, you’re likely gonna sink deep into the snow. But if you spread it out more broadly by having different people for different parts of your life, you can walk on top of the snow, making the journey easier and having support even when something has made one person in your life inaccessible to you💕

a key? a door? there’s a ringing in your ears