.. <- two ants kissing
i love minecraft. you can make a really huge tree that's so detailed it looks real from afar or you can dig a chunk wide hole to bedrock and then fill it with chickens
not to sound too much like a millennial who has lived through two major economic downturns but like, i don't think banks should be able to give you 0.1% interest and call it a "high interest savings account" with a straight face. thanks for the 10¢ i guess, if i find a dime on the sidewalk i'll have doubled my free money for the month
how to combat existential loneliness without starting a nuclear family or like. joining a cult
need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash
Obsessed with this
a scientist will see a mouse and say put that beast in a situation
I only found out they changed the picture on the cardboard the butter comes in because it made the dilbert guy cry this hard
a harry potter au where everything is exactly the same except harry’s glasses have transition lenses
Would never have been allowed to happen. JKR is categorically against transition.
When I was still in the closet I had sex with my high school gf inside one of those bagged ice freezers outside of a 7/11 and I couldn’t cum bc gay and mood stabilizers
jesus
new favorite conspiracy theory is that the lottery only exists to capture time travelers
I also now have a new favourite conspiracy theory