being in your early 20s is crazy bc there’s people who are literally married and people who’ve never even dated and people who are trapped in their childhood bedrooms waiting to get out and people who are trying to live out romanticized dream lives and people who are completely on their own and people with multi tiered support systems and we’re all supposedly peers and none of us think we’re doing it right at all

character in a fight scene: *restrains their opponent by pinning them against the wall by their wrists*

me:

character in a fight scene: *pins their opponent down by straddling their waist and holding their wrists to the floor*

me:

character in a fight scene: *lifting their disarmed opponent’s chin slightly with the business end of their weapon*

me:

character in fight scene: *pins down the opponent and leans in close to whisper in their ear*

me:

character in fight scene: *restrains the opponent by twisting their arm/s behind their back and pinning them to the wall chest first with their own chest pressing against the opponents back*

me:

Character: *distracts their otherwise equally good/better opponent by flirting*

Me:

Character in fighting scene: *restrains opponents arms in a lock hold with their own, entangling their arms together forcing their bodies to be pressed together and faces in close proximity*

character in fight scene: *holds opponent by the collar, lifts them and brings them close to their face*

me:

Every time this crosses my dash it gets better.

characters in fight scene: *tussle then break apart and warily watch each other while breathing hard*

me:

Character in a fight scene: *steps with only one leg between the legs of the opponent that’s lying on the floor*

Me:

Character in a fight scene: *dives on their opponent to knock them out of the way of something that could have killed them and they both sit their out of breath, staring at each other, one on top of the other*

Character in a Fight Scene: *kicks one their opponent’s legs from behind forcing them to kneel before them*

Me:

Characters in a fight scene: *weapons on each other’s throats while one is pressed to the wall and other’s body is pressed against them, faces inches apart , heavy breathing, and one of their gazes slips to the lips*

Skateboarding

sns, sn

Wanted to draw those outfits during snstober but obviously couldn’t))

thinking

My life in one word

Everyday I’m spuddling

someone, reading my writing: wow great story!

me, sticking my hands in the plotholes: thanks it has pockets :)

Plot holes are merely the pockets in which your audience keeps their fanfiction ideas.

This is galaxy-brain level understanding of story structure.

:)

Shimmer ✨

This illustration is also available as a print at Heikala Shop!

x

Giving mom a kiss before bedtime.

Four cubs? She has FOUR healthy, happy cubs??? I’m 🥺😭❤

Grandpa teaches how to bathe a baby. Guess who’s his voluntary assistant. 

(Source)

for context these are the poems

also I almost forgot but the r/ambien Gives Us The Sleep post takes a completely serious third place in my favorite poems list:

and COMING IN HOT at NUMBER FOUR on my list, it's Fragment 147! an accidental poem created when the original parchment containing a text by Sappho was used to stop a wine jug more than 2,000 years ago- eventually the wine dissolved most of the parchment, leaving just a few words and BOY do they prove that the Universe has a sense of irony.

Day 29 JUTSU MISHAP for @kakairu-fest

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

-smoking is cool

-being a narcissistic bitch is acceptable

-trusting nobody is healthy

-starving yourself will make you beautiful

-hating everybody is okay

- that working hard for grades isn’t worth the time

- that having mental health condition is a perk

- that self harm should be romanticized

- that abusive and codependent relationships are cute

- that not being in a minority makes you any less of a person

I started rewatching Naruto the other day and love this series once again!! Especially one certain purple face paint guy…lmao

A million seconds ago, it was April 15th, 2021; a billion seconds ago, the USSR was still around; a trillion seconds ago, ancient humans were making cave paintings.