WHY IS FAÇADE IN THIS PICTURE

They look like they’re about to tell everyone to leave.

They’ll be fine, everyone just needs to go.

“video games don’t help people”

They’re all so amazing I love them

Last Week Tonight s02e26

If you’re happy about the new Deadpool movie but simultaneously dreading the increased emergence of fuckboys at cons who will harass women with lowered inhibition due to the confidence and anonymity granted by the Deadpool costume and you know it

clap your hands

Let me point out that Deadpool would not appreciate harassment of civilians.

Veronica: So, listen, can I ask you something on the level?

Katara and Aang in the real world! Inuit girl and Tibetan monk, super unlikely to meet but well… it happened

drawn on oekaki

Phew! i finally got my hands on tablet. Progressing with linzin comic slowly BUT I DO PROGRESS, had to draw something else for relaxation, you can get crazy from this 200% zoom all the time : D

Seven Colors Series - BRILLIANT BLUE Canvas on Acrylic paint. 606mm x 727mm. 70,000 yen Youtube : https://youtu.be/zrZhloeaTp8

I’m walking everywhere like this from now on.

This is the money rat. Reblog and he will scamper into your room, bringing you riches in the night.

This guy is running for president? #Hate it!

his comebacks read like a middle school boy on a message board for the first time?

I’m disgusted

How he gon’ say “who’s Danny?” when he came for him in the first place? 😂

Whoever invented autopsy must’ve been fucked (I tweeted this).

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Your body, your choice – yes, of course, and my taxes, my choice. Fund your own murder.

Everyone’s tax dollars go towards shit they don’t like. It’s a part of being an adult.

But luckily for you, the Hyde Amendment exists so your tax dollars do not fund abortion in the first place.

^^ Thank you. It’s fucking hilarious how these people don’t know their shit.

And don’t forget, everyone; taxpayer money is not used to fund abortion, but it is used to fund Crisis Pregnancy Centers.

It is obligatory to remind pro lifers of this everytime they try to claim that their taxes pay for abortion.

Irl, whenever an anti-choicer uses this argument with me, I refuse to say anything to them other than “the Hyde Amendment” until they actually google the Hyde Amendment.

Can I say “My taxes, my choice. Fund your own murder,” when Republicans call for another war and occupation of a Middle Eastern country?

No? Oh…

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THAT ACTUALLY MAKES SENSE! Because that makes the same fine equally threatening to everyone. As opposed to with fixed costs, where they are just peanuts for super rich people so those people can basically speed all they want.

Life is Strange » cinnamon roll meme

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

I just want to point out that no one is forcing the bird into the chocolate

No one pulled the damn thing in

In fact it fully appears to be waddling into the fountain by its damn self

Calm the hell down chocolate is not the damn same as chocolate

Its just a bird making a mistake and it’s fucking funny

It’s not animal cruelty unless someone was holding that bird at gunpoint fucking christ

Oh good. I was waiting for some moron to try and defend this.

Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t own a bird. But guess what? I own 7. And I can tell you right now that a bird would never just walk into something like a chocolate fountain. They’ll rarely walk directly into water.

But say that your idiotic theory is correct.

Say it did actually walk into it.

That animal still probably died.

Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that bird was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?

And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a human being.

Guys those photos were fake, it was CGI, it was from that adam sandler movie jack an Jill

Jack and Jill was a documentary you fucking idiot

Listen here cum-slut