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has anyone seen my arm?

@catnipedibles / catnipedibles.tumblr.com

formally something else. NSFW multifandom trash. I'm not the blog I used to be. major Genshin garbage. hi. anxiety filled adult. 2shy2speak
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today on twitter

fandom shit really was a mistake

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hymnism

INSANE

adding these to the post and also corina uses they/them k thx

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latining

Unfriendly reminder that sending pornography to people unprompted is sexual harassment.

CSA survivor: Please don’t tag me with child porn.

Pro-shippers: *proceed to do just that because someone dared to point out what they write and draw is child porn*

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doubleca5t
Anonymous asked:

Min what's something "adult" you wish you knew about when you were younger? Mine was that you could tell a bakery to bake you a cake, but not say it was a wedding cake and save an ass load of money

that cardboard boxes attract roaches. REALLY wish I knew that when I got my first apartment

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enjoy your roaches box hoarders

OK I had to google this for Reasons and basically cardboard doesn’t “attract” roaches. it’s not like they can smell it and come running. it’s wrong to say cardboard boxes attract roaches. BUT! if roaches happen upon your cat’s cardboard box city, they **will** claim it in the name of Cockroach Kingdom and immediately take over. Roaches eat cardboard and enclosed spaces make good shelters for egg laying, so a handful of cardboard boxes really is a bountiful and wonderful discovery for them that will lead to a nice roach population boom. so basically, if you don’t have a roach problem, boxes won’t create a roach problem. but if you see even one(1) roach near your cardboard box stash, you should get rid of your boxes to prevent a new roach colony taking hold in your home. and as someone who has lived in a roach infested apartment, trust me when i say that if you can avoid allowing the roach colony to start, you should, bc its nearly impossible to get them to leave once they’re there.

Thank you for the more detailed explanation friend!

Remember folks: don’t hoard boxes

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#f42069 and #b4da55 are fantastic colors that go so well with each other

Watermelon candy instinct

Cosmo and Wanda dynamic

Splatoon

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lizarith

We really gonna sleep on the fact that the hex code of the green color literally says “badass”? And f 420 69?

sorry not all of us have memorized the hexadecimal of every color in existence, o lord of colors

but the hexcodes are in the post

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saltwaffle

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

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jetru

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

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frostyemma

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

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raimagnolia

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

Wait wait remember when they just started talking in the text like

[random fic scene]

(author: oh oh oh this is exciting! I can’t wait!

Character b: well then let us go back to the fic!!

Author: ah yes yes)

[the text resumes]

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