Hashtags & Handjobs

texts from the airport

ok so a love shack is basically like a little old place where we can get together essentially

Vasectomy

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

rat day rat day rat day!!! 🐀

behold my regenerative pussy blast 432Hz

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

I was having a conversation with someone who was lamenting over how to maintain attraction to our partners as their bodies change and age and feeling self conscious herself about that process and I was like. we should be so lucky as to see them through these many years as we are seen ourselves. Hope that helps u understand

reminds me of this quote i love

WE FUCKING UNDER THE UNIRONED INCINEROAR TWEET FLAG TONIGHT !!

this is more important to me than the birth of my first son. I feel like adam touching the fingertip of god

petition to change LGBT to DFTQ (Dykes Faggots Trannies and Queers, naturally)

AMENDED

bonus points if you collect them all

Time Lapse of Plants - Three Days

Tfw you realize that much of Earth’s life moves and communicates on a time scale humans cannot hope to comprehend.

Plants exhibit a lot of behavior we typically associate only with animals, but don’t notice because of the difference in timescales and just how utterly alien plants are compared to ourselves. They communicate, the cooperate, they engage in parental care, and discoveries in the relatively new study of plant cognition seem to indicate that they have some capacity for decision making and learning. Just as we learned that animals are not, in fact, mindless, unfeeling automata we are now learning the same is true of plants.

I wish we could see them waving around and moving though in real time :(

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together i’m always like “hehe.. evil siblings”

this is what i’m all about babyyyyy

They’re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

This was a whole thread, here are some of my favourites:

Kin

my watch doesn't quite communicate notifications right, so any time I get a note on Tumblr, this is what I see :/

it's not even on that post