Midwest Is Best

On the Sunset by Anna Averianova

I’m such a fan of low soft lighting like turn off that room light and turn on a lamp bitch

I want to do adult things with you

*whispers* taxes

it’s dangerous to go alone. take this

thanks

Me introducing myself

I actually might’ve just fallen in love with her nsidjdj

I want complete backstory for every single alias she gave

celine dion didn’t drown for this

when ever I use hand sanitizer I always use two squirts so it kills 199.8% of germs instead of just 99.9%

A porcupine’s Halloween present (+ original sound effects)

I had no idea giant porcupines made fucking precious sounds

THAT’S THE SOUND IT MAKES!?!?!?

UN-BE-FUCKING-LIEVABLE 

We got asked if this is cute and okay. I can very happily say yes, this is stupid cute and those are happy porcupine noises. 

One of my favorite things about doing zoo work was all the noises you never realize the animals make when they’re excited or interested in a new thing. Coatimundis squeak and snuffle, and giant porcupines make that sound. 

Omgggg the sounds.

Teddy is back on my dash and all is right with the world

WE ALMOST TO OCTOBRE POST OF PUNKINBEARS

Me when my dog does something bad and my whole family starts getting mad at him

What could a frog possibly have done to get scolded

You’d be surprised

do you ever see a post that makes you go “i fucking hate that” and then “better send that to my best friend”

‪anybody else want to sit in a big bowl of rice like a wet iPhone ‬

who else just wants to fuck off and living in animal crossing. my neighbor is a bird. i sold three pieces of fruit and bought a sofa with the profit. caught butterflies for two straight hours. my debt exists but the debtor literally doesn’t give a single flying fuck. i wanna go drink coffee at a cafe where it’s served to me by a Gentle pigeon. everyone is happy like 99% of the time unless you whack em with a net or something idk