save him 

sucks when you’re just sitting around having an okay day and suddenly a wave of I Wanna Die™ hits you

no offense but….kindness and being polite is really underrated some of y’all are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why

Watch: President Obama delivers pointedly feminist speech at United State of Women summit

songs that remind me of one direction (click on each boy’s name to listen)

zayn:

best i ever had - drake ♥ partition - beyonce ♥  right now - one direction ♥ soco amaretto lime - brand new ♥  young god - halsey ♥  spotless mind - jhene aiko ♥  DNA - little mix ♥  red - mykl ♥  va va voom - nicki minaj ♥  god must have spent a little more time on you - nsync ♥  22 - taylor swift ♥  stockholm syndrome - one direction ♥  nicotine - panic! at the disco ♥  no sense - justin bieber + travis scott ♥  portugal - walk the moon ♥  i love you - under the influence of giants

liam:

haunted - beyonce ☀ love me like you - little mix ☀ reflection - fifth harmony ☀ talk dirty - jason derulo + 2 chainz ☀ wishing it was you - k.flay ☀ uptown funk - mark ronson + bruno mars ☀ never enough - one direction ☀ crazy=genius - panic! at the disco ☀ shiver shiver - walk the moon ☀ forrest gump - frank ocean ☀ purpose - justin bieber ☀ about the boy - little mix ☀ drunk in love - beyonce + jay z ☀ pillowtalk - zayn

niall:

i really like you - carly rae jepsen ♧ young volcanoes - fall out boy ♧  say it, just say it - the mowgli’s ♧ pumpin blood - nonono ♧  15 dreams - new politics ♧ act my age - one direction ♧ golden days - panic! at the disco ♧ new romantics - taylor swift ♧ anna sun - walk the moon ♧ carpe diem - you me at six ♧ go for it - cruisr ♧  peaches - in the valley below ♧ don’t forget where you belong - one direction ♧ waste the night - 5 seconds of summer ♧  hannah hunt - vampire weekend

louis:

d is for dangerous - the arctic monkeys ♬ degausser - brand new ♬ hotline bling - drake ♬ skeleton boy - friendly fires ♬ sorry - justin bieber ♬ no control - one direction ♬ house of memories - panic! at the disco ♬  you are in love - taylor swift ♬ i won’t mind - zayn + naughty boy ♬ black mambo - glass animals ♬ runnin’ - beyonce, naughty boy, + arrow benjamin ♬ give me hope - new politics ♬  feelin’ myself - nicki minaj + beyonce ♬ bootylicious - destiny’s child

harry:

summer hair forever young - the academy is… ❀ style - taylor swift ❀ electric love - børns ❀ cinema - gary go + skrillex ❀ young and beautiful - lana del rey ❀ like we did (windows down) - the maine ❀ love your friends, die laughing - man overboard ❀ hey angel - one direction ❀ la devotee - panic! at the disco ❀ kill em with kindness - selena gomez ❀ lost boy - troye sivan ❀ oceans - coasts ❀ my hair - the maine ❀ mine - drake + beyonce ❀ wonderland - taylor swift

a short story

Me as a thief: Steals the US Constitution. Replaces it with a perfect forgery, except the Second Amendment has been edited from “the right to bear arms” to “the right to bare arms.” Breaking News the next day: Nation has been misreading the Constitution for over 200 years. Historians mortified. Politicians scramble to save face. Gun control laws go into effect nationwide. School principals trying to punish high school girls for wearing tank tops get slapped with a lawsuit for violating their Second Amendment right to bare arms. I fall asleep on a mountain of money in my mansion in the Bahamas. Suck it Nicolas Cage.

Kanye is trashy and disgusting for portraying a Rihanna look-a-like next to a Chris Brown look-a-like. He’s using “shock value” just to get mainstream attention, and if you think that’s “art” then I can’t help you. He’s not a genius and y'all need to stop praising him for this mess.

girl almighty by 1d makes no fucking sense but it makes me feel good so its okay

I cant believe Tom Ford sells lipstick named after One Direction

friendly reminder use your turn signal

hey I’m from tennessee i don’t understand this post?

show this post to the horse you ride around on he’ll take it from there

Tumblr, you know what to do

So get to it

@boobiemom I got you, fam

I HATE MY 7AM SELF

Well played Spain.