In class today, Trump was somehow brought up and someone said that Trump was a neo-nazi and my professor was like, “Trump hasn’t ever said he was a neo-nazi” and another kid said, “I was still gay before I started calling myself gay!” and realized what he said and he looked just mortified but it was the greatest response to anything I’ve ever heard

When trump makes you so angry that you ram down the closet door to call out some bs

Gays coming out of their closet to shame the mankind

bus drivers who re-open their doors when they see someone running towards the stop are neutral good. any other kind of bus driver is automatically lawful evil

chaotic evil: the bus driver who saw me running to the stop and waited until i was at the door to close it and drive away

Time to bring back my husband’s fucking legendary bus story:

Today marks the 26th anniversary of the École Polytechnique massacre, in Montreal, Canada. A cowardly, misogynic act which left 14 promising women dead, simply because they were women:

After this despicable act, Canada adopted gun control measures. Since gun control measures were adopted there has not been another mass shooting killing more than 10 people in Canada. Since École Polytechnique there has only been 9 massacres in Canada; 9 in 26 years.

Please remember these women.

Tweets by the YWCA of Toronto

27 years ago today

28 years ago today

why Spock loving Jim is as logical as gravity existing

You GUYS. Mr. “computers and logic are the best 5ever” Spock literally thinks that for Jim to be anything less than a good man/captain is impossible because iT’S ONLY LOGICAL, even though it’s really not. His firm truth is that Jim is one of the best men he knows. Even faced with the ‘infallible’ COMPUTER telling everyone that Jim is guilty of killing a crewman without reason. 

I mean just look at this dialogue from the tos episode “Court Martial”:

SPOCK: Lieutenant, I am half Vulcanian. Vulcanians do not speculate. I speak from pure logic. If I let go of a hammer on a planet that has a positive gravity, I need not see it fall to know that it has in fact fallen. SHAW: I do not see what that has to SPOCK: Gentlemen, human beings have characteristics just as inanimate objects do. It is impossible for Captain Kirk to act out of panic or malice. It is not his nature. SHAW: In your opinion.  SPOCK: Yes. In my opinion.

Spock is completely convinced “logically,,” that Jim is the best person he knows and can do no wrong - as sure as if gravity exists. That’s huge. and then of course one of the judges calls him out on it - “In your opinion,” he clarifies. And even though Spock knows that his logic is a bit flawed, he admits that yes it is in his opinion - not based on pure logic at all, but on EMOTION. Because oh look at that Spock is in love with his captain. At the very least - he respects the hell out of him, possibly respects him more than anyone else that Spock knows.

I love this show. 

Solomon’s Shield is the name of the app

OMG Download this!!!! Stop Police Brutality!

Reblog to save life 

reblog to actually save lives.

I just checked - it’s a real, free app

IM LAUGIHNG HARDER THAN EVER RIGHT THIS SECOND

Reblogging this again because Chris just made me realize that sheep are so stupid that I can’t even think like them:

These sheep? They are actually running away from the car.

They are so stupid that they’re following each other in a circle around the thing they are running from.

SHEEPNADO

when your group cohesion is set higher than your flee response distance.

Moshpit

This is actually called a sheep cyclone and it happens because sheep don’t have a hierarchy. In most herds, whichever animal is the leader will sense danger and take off running. The rest of the herd takes it’s cues from the leader and follows. Sheep, on the other hand, don’t have a leader. If the flock runs, they run, and they follow whatever fluffy tail happens to be in front of them. Usually, this works out fine for the sheep. Occasionally, however, the sheep in the front starts following the fluffy tail of the sheep in the back so the whole flock ends up running in circles, going nowhere fast.

bruh…

Wait, if their names are puns on their power, then Violet is ultraviolet which is invisible to the human eye.

SHUT UP.

13 years

Y'all are gonna flip your shit when i tell you about Dash

seduce me with ur history knowledge 

vikings made their woman handle the finances because they thought math is witchcraft

During a military campaign, Vlad the Impaler, the basis for Dracula, once pulled his troops out of a major engagement in a valley at dusk so that the sun was in their enemies’ eyes. Once they were over the hill, they set loose a bunch of rabid bats who flew away from the sun (towards the enemy) and attacked them, leading to significant infection in their ranks, and Vlad’s eventual victory. Because of how the bats appeared from where Vlad’s soldiers appeared to be at dusk, myth stated that the soldiers turned into bats at night, which is where the “Dracula can change into a bat” thing came from.

raphael, the renaissance painter, literally fucked himself to death

during the Ottoman Empire, the Sultan Ibrahim I had 280 of his concubines drowned in the ocean after ONE of them slept with another man.

The earths carbon levels fell by 700 million tons because Genghis Khan killed so many people

King James (the one known for revising the Bible) liked to watch women give birth. That’s where the “tradition” of women laying on their backs to give birth comes from.

Previous to that it was common for women to have chairs with holes in them and straw underneath, so they could sit on this special chair and let gravity help with the birthing process.

Spicy foods were thought to increase libido and cause children to masturbate. To prevent kids from touching themselves at night, a man named Kellogg invented the blandest combination of cereals, marketed it at kids, and called it Corn Flakes

At the Battle of Gettysburg during the American Civil War, a small group of Union soldiers had run out of ammo against a large group of the Confederate Army. In a panic, the Union soldiers sprinted at them, screaming, with only bayonets drawn. The entire Confederate Army that was present turned and ran away in fear, not knowing that they had literally no ammunition.

When the Roman Emperor Caligula went to invade Britain he stood on the coast of Gaul with his army and suddenly declared war on Neptune, God of the Sea. He had his men collect sea shells from the shore as “spoils from the Ocean”.

Oh and he appointed his horse to the senate.

During the Austro-Prussian war of 1868, Liechtenstein sent over an army of 80 people, but ended up coming back with 81 people because they befriended a guy on the other side.

People refused to send art and sculptures to be displayed at the Chicago World’s Fair because of Chicago’s history with fire. They had to fireproof the Fine Arts building to get people to agree to loan them their art. A year after the fair closed most of the grounds were destroyed by fire but the Fine Arts building survived. It’s now the Museum of Science and Industry.

The carbon emissions thing from Ghenghis Khan is not the whole story. He also planted trees wherever he conquered land because he liked trees and thought they were important. He conquered enough to make an impact on the global climate.

Radu III, brother of Vlad III( Vlad the Impaler)  nearly killed Mehmed II, the future Sultan of the Ottoman’s, after Mehmed invited him up to his chambers. Radu, seemingly unaware that the offer was sexual in nature, was startled when Mehmed embraced and then tried to kiss him. Radu stabbed the prince in the leg, then ran and hid in a tree. They later became lovers, and maintained a relationship for the rest of their lives

Just googled the last one because holy shit that’s magnificent and seemed to good to be true, but not only did it actually happen, but I also learned that radu was known as “radu the beautiful”

fun date idea: stab him in the leg

Hello! I’m Spook. Or Simba. Some of you might remember me as Viixiie, and Jackawoo, and y'all are the ones I’m talkin to tonight. Raise those paws if you’re going to the ten year anniversary. Raise your feets if you’ll be in Escondido the Friday before the concert. Now tear out the muscle that raises your left most Pinky and hold that lil wiggler high up in the sky if you want to spend a lovely Friday afternoon at the infamous San Diego zoo. Because we’re going and it’s a Meetup and now it’s required so you’re going to go enjoy yourself and have a good time and it will be merry and the tigers will sing along with us I promise it’s science. Do a happy little Facebook search for “Ten Years in Beautiful Robotic Purgatory” and indicate that you are going (or interested, you happy creepers) in my event to see all the planning before you show up lost and alone! Yay! And do please share this post with SPG ND steam powered giraffe tags to boost it! Thank you darlings!

I know I have some of y'all on here still! Reblog and boost! Help me get this started!

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Meetup event page!

the best way to a girls heart is punching through the ribcage 

apparently this is illegal but dont let it stop you

This shit was so funny

Lls

Im screaming at the way the other woman signed vagina

i’m the kids 

Guy who likes music

Is he an alien

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

New Sitcom Idea

A lesbian couple gets a shocking surprise one day when God (played by Laverne Cox) shows up at their door. Upset at how humans had turned her message of love and acceptance into a message of hate and discrimination, she decides it’s time to send Jesus back to earth and wants the lesbian couple to raise Jesus. Hilarity ensues.

No need for homophobic or transphobic jokes when you can have exchanges like “Ma'am your son turned the water fountain into wine again and got all the other students drunk” “Jesus Christ.” “….. I’m not sure if that’s suppose to be you responding to me or you requesting to speak to him.”

Also jokes about infinity-“Ask your mom”.

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

Mom #1: “Oh, I don’t know, sweetie. Ask your mom.”

Kid: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s?”

Mom #2: “I don’t know, have you asked your mom already?”

Kid praying: “Mom, can I sleep over at John’s place?”

God: “Have you asked your moms already?”

OH MY GOD YALL ARE KILLING IT

Title: Jesus, Mary & Josephine

FUCKING YES

I kind of don’t care if I’m going to hell. This is hilarious, and I would watch it.

this totally made me think of this post

it got better