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me: *wakes up*
me: SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SIN SI
I hate when doctors ask “how are you”
im at the doctors office how the fuck do you think I am
if we hate the same people we’re already friends
i feel like reading fanfic has kind of broken my desire to read published stories bc like theyre so bland tbh like. where the hell am i gonna get queer android romance in a bookstore. who writes about past assassins working together in a coffeeshop. all i see are straight white people making out like really like REALLY
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I’ve spent most of my life and most of my friendships holding my breath and hoping that when people get close enough they won’t leave, and fearing that it’s a matter of time before they figure me out and go.
Shauna Niequist (via psych-facts)
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The dub was hell
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when your crush finally touches you - more vines
Source: vinesnow
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Tough Love For The Signs
Aries: Stop drinking so much damn coffee. You're gonna destroy your teeth.
Taurus: Invite some friends over, you're being too anti-social. YOUR FRIENDS LIKE YOU AND WANNA BE AROUND YOU!!
Gemini: stop worrying what people think of you!!! Worry about what you think of you!!!
Cancer: You're probably holding eight different grudges right now. You don't have to forgive, but you gotta start moving on.
Leo: I know you're passionate, but stop yelling.
Virgo: STOP STRESSING. YOU'RE GONNA BE OKAY. OKAY?
Libra: You spend way too much time getting ready in the morning. You look fine, stop making yourself late.
Scorpio: Stop being so damn impulsive. You have good ideas, but stop doing things on a whim.
Sagittarius: If you're upset, talk about it. Stop holding everything inside.
Capricorn: Stop trying to "prove" that you're good enough. Nobody is judging you in the first place!!!
Aquarius: People think you're kinda mean. Stop being all detached and moody and maybe crack a smile sometimes!!
Pisces: You're probably procrastinating right now. Stop it. Do your work.
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I’m much more awkward in person, don’t let the internet fool you.
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Welp this comic was going nowhere and it got there pretty fast.
one thing about iCarly i didn’t understand is how did she get the website? you’re telling me that 13 year olds contacted a web developer and bought a domain with a well constructed website. and How did iCarly become a success without youtube? They made their first webshow and it was an instant success. How? many internet personalities dont get big until they’ve being doing it for years sometimes. so you telling random people went to iCarly.com the day of broadcasting or was there advertising involved? iCarly seems at least a hundred to a thousand dollar investment. How did her brother pay for this? What was Spenser’s job anyway? Was this all their dad’s money? How could a single brother and sister afford a huge 3 story loft?
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so there is a German baking show called “Das große Backen” and the challenge’s topic was “50 shades of cake” and this one dude’s cake looks like aoba from dmmd
A german baking show… you can’t tell me it wasn’t Noiz.
Aoba wanted to watch it with Theo.
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someone: watch your language
me: oh, fuck, sorry
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the free! signs are spoopy
(basically I saw this text post and thought it was very fitting for the Free! boys’ actual zodiac signs hurrdurr)