master of masters: *slaps keyblade graveyard* this bad boy can hold so many dead kids in it

DUDE!

My brother mentioned how Barnaby was like Kronk, and then this sort of happened. I have doodled a lot of this crossover, so expect more relatively soon! 

HI! ME HAS SOMETHING FOR YA'LL

Me and my lovely friend @feliciakainzofspades decided to do a chaos reading of her story Golden Flower of Hogwarts! Originally posted on A03 under her user FeliciaBelle and posted on my Wattpad (MuiLori) with her permission! The video is very chaotic and completely unedited, so you guys get to hear all of our bloopers and fun talk!

Audio Warning: Lots of cursing because we don't have censor buttons, possible cringes from large amounts of stuttering and bloopers (Sorry, not sorry), Unedited video so you'll hear a lot of chaos in the background and maybe some unfavored opinions.

It's a long video but at least if ya'll have homework or chores or some other shit, you have chaotic background noise : D

Hope you guys like it and let us know what you think! This is only the first two chapters, but I hope you guys enjoy it anyway!

Mistakes were made we regret nothing. Listen to this!

You guys are never gonna believe what the name of this sculpture is

I need a fridge magnet combining some wise and soothing Uncle Iroh fanart with one of those tea temp and time charts so I don't have to Google it every time.

????!?!?!?!!!! NO WORDS JUST JAW DROPPED 😭😭🙏🏻🙏🏻✨✨✨✨💝💞

Jamil, Azul, Ace, and ESPECIALLY VIL Fans winning prosperously this April Fools WTFFFSJDGJSGKDGK

OH. SO WE'RE THE APRIL FOOLS JOKE HERE,,,, MINGLING PATHETICALLY WITH THESE RICH ASF PEOPLE WITH OUR BROKE ASF STATUS AS RAMSHACKLE PREFECT☠️☠️

ALSOOOO??1??@?@?@??#?#??## THE WAIST???? HIS HIPS????!!!!🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻😩😩😩✨✨🛐🛐🛐

is shaftlands their fashionista country ☠️☠️??? I swearrrr anything that involves this place, they always serve so cunty with the drip marketing (LIKE THIS IS JUST GLOMAS ALL OVER AGAIN)

source

Y’know what? Fuck you. *Plays an acoustic guitar version of your leitmotif to show you still have tenderness and care in your heart, and compassion for others*

yeah? well fuck YOU *plays a music box version of your leitmotif to show that this is your home and its comfortable and nostalgic here*

No, piss off! *plays your leitmotif with immense reverb and a toned-down synth sound to show that nostalgia can also be about loss of what never truly was, a reflection of a reflection and a false memory of a false memory*

ok, boomer. *plays your leitmotif using discordant synth bass to display your spiral into villainy after you discover that your memories were a fabricated illusion that were created just to keep you complacent, and how that information is destroying you*

How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man? *plays your leitmotif in harmony with my own, intensity of both changing as our climactic battle’s balance shifts back and forth, eventually leaving only one with long, low pauses to musically represent our mutual struggle to overtake the other, yet not being able to exist in full without them.*

oh, you’re going to regret that! *plays your leitmotif on piano in short, soft notes to show that you’re being worn down, and that your energy is at a low, but with a steadily rising bassline that foreshadows your upcoming second form*

@bearotonin-international

delightful! thank you for sharing friend

Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

i think you’re lowballing the furry art amount tbh

I’m sorry for the inaccuracies, Doctor Yiff

no matter how I respond to this I don’t look good, well played. i walked right into that

Well, furry artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.

Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws wolf ass is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant?

doctors are bullshit and furry artists perform an infinitely more valuable service to society compared to them

You will die in 7 days

It took doctor’s like 10 years to diagnose what was wrong with me, some insisting I was faking for attention while a furry artist I knew just went “that sounds like crohn’s” after hearing me complain once and ended up being right

Also I can’t go to a doctor and ask them to draw Rouge the Bat wider than she is tall with tits to match, now can I

You could if you weren’t a fucking coward

World Heritage Post

Art by coolfrogdude together at last

THE ORIGINAL HOLY S H I T

My dash has been graced by glory this day.

So Bulbapedia is grey'd out today for April Fools, and I was wondering why...

It turns out Larry took over

Boop!

Pass around this boop to boop anyone who sees it! Tumblr may have taken away the boops in practice but not in spirit!

"Nihilist Heron" 12"x16" acrylic, conté crayon, wax pastel on reclaimed support

Herons have captured my attention lately. I love their feathers and shapes.