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Such a Nice Day (Billabong fanfic)

Hello internet, there’s a tragic lack of Billabong fic about, so here is a little. :) Posted at AO3 and set shortly before the War; it’s all very pre-Wally/Norah in the way all the books before BD are pre-Wally/Norah (lol, MGB, yes, we all noticed), and features what I like to think of as the most platonic not-really-a-date in the history of platonic not-really-dates. (Is that not a thing? IT IS NOW.)

Also featuring birthdays, because it’s me, and a truly shocking lack of hurt/comfort!

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Chronology of the Billabong books along with ages of the major players, as calculated to the best of my ability. I don’t know why I felt compelled to do this, but compelled I did feel, and I think it’s pretty accurate?

For all three people in the world that might be interested in this (say hi if you feel like it!), I’ll be putting up an evidence post soonish. (Lookit, did any of you realise the age difference between Jim and Tommy was a whole five years?)

@annaysayer @endless-skyway Look at this! Thank you @evienneb :D

How is there 5 years between Jim and Tommy? I thought she was Norah’s age

I’m in the process of writing a way-too-detailed explanation of all of the above! I was surprised too!

Also, the date for Billabong Adventurers is incorrect; it should be Spring 1921, it’s fixed on the original post now. 😊

@evienneb you’re a beautiful person! I was going through a chronology too, as @waltermeadows will attest! I picked her brains over it!

I’m SO DELIGHTED at the thought that this could possibly be useful to anybody! (Can you take pity on me, though, and should you ever have cause to reblog this chart again--could you use the one currently on the original post? The fact that this version has BA occupying the same timeframe as BOB is deeply upsetting! Proofreading, gah!)

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Billabong chronology: part one

As promised, here is Part One of my evidence and rambles post on the Billabong chronology I just posted. (On that note, I initially posted an incorrect chart--Billabong Adventurers takes place in Spring 1921, not Spring 1922, so check the original post, not necessarily any early reblogs.) This probably will be heavier on rambles than evidence, but dig around a bit and hopefully you’ll see that the reasoning is legit even if I don’t sound like I know what I’m talking about!

(Did you ever want to know when Wally’s birthday is? I can give you pretty good idea!)

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Chronology of the Billabong books along with ages of the major players, as calculated to the best of my ability. I don’t know why I felt compelled to do this, but compelled I did feel, and I think it’s pretty accurate?

For all three people in the world that might be interested in this (say hi if you feel like it!), I’ll be putting up an evidence post soonish. (Lookit, did any of you realise the age difference between Jim and Tommy was a whole five years?)

@annaysayer @endless-skyway Look at this! Thank you @evienneb :D

How is there 5 years between Jim and Tommy? I thought she was Norah’s age

I'm in the process of writing a way-too-detailed explanation of all of the above! I was surprised too!

Also, the date for Billabong Adventurers is incorrect; it should be Spring 1921, it's fixed on the original post now. 😊

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Chronology of the Billabong books along with ages of the major players, as calculated to the best of my ability. I don’t know why I felt compelled to do this, but compelled I did feel, and I think it’s pretty accurate?

(Edited: The first version of this chart had the wrong date for Billabong Adventurers, and I have also since revised Bob’s age. This is the most recent version of the chronology!)

For all three people in the world that might be interested in this (say hi if you feel like it!), I’ll be putting up an evidence post soonish. (Lookit, did any of you realise the age difference between Jim and Tommy was a whole five years?)

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Star Wars rambling...

The more I think about it, the more I believe that the prequel trilogy and The Force Awakens have problems that are the opposites of each other: the prequels have a compelling underlying plot but suffer from poor execution, while TFA is marvelously executed but its plot is lackluster and derivative. As much as I adore the prequels (they were my gateway to the series, after all!), the acting is generally iffy, the romantic dialogue in Episode II especially is totally cringeworthy, and some of the characterization is a little off. But the story beneath all that- a crumbling Republic, a faltering Jedi Order faced with the resurgence of its ancient enemy, a tremendously powerful young Jedi besieged by inner demons, the man who trains him but is heartbreakingly incapable of halting his descent into the darkness, the idealistic young stateswoman he is forbidden to love, and a prophecy that promises so much more from him than the evil he’s delivering - the story is golden. It’s genius. It just got a little bogged down in the process of coming to life is all. 

TFA, on the other hand, shines in all the details that the prequels fumble on. The dialogue is snappy. The acting is, for the most part, first-rate; probably the best Star Wars has ever seen. The relationships between the characters are well-rendered and totally believable. As a whole, it’s executed so well that it’s only when you start to really think about the plot that you begin to realize that it has serious flaws. Like, for instance, the fact that the bare bones of its story are essentially stolen from the body of A New Hope. That’s troublesome in its own right (especially in the context of Star Wars’ historic ability to deliver something fantastically new), but it’s when the consequences of this blatant copying start interfering with the arcs of original trilogy characters that it becomes a serious issue. In order to carry on the “fallen family member in need of redemption” plotline, TFA splits up Han and Leia (though it does it in the best possible way, admittedly. Execution at its finest, people) and sends Luke running away from it all (???)- all this after Return of the Jedi establishes Han and Leia in a fire-forged relationship and Luke demonstrates his dogged persistence in personally restoring his fallen loved one to the Light. Seriously, what gives?

At any rate, I love both the prequels and TFA with my whole heart. Padmé is still my hero, even if her romantic scenes with Anakin give me a secondhand embarrassment so acute that I literally have to shield my face from the screen every time they pop up. And Obi-Wan’s “You were my brother, Anakin! I loved you!” is a knife in my heart EVERY. SINGLE. TIME. (I still have never cried so much at a movie as I did at my first viewing of Revenge of the Sith) The (probably infamous, now) bridge scene is one of my favorite scenes in the entirety of TFA, although the thought of Han and Leia being permanently separated after ever enduring a separation in their marriage makes me want to scream. (Insert gif of brand new Darth Vader bellowing “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!” here) And Finn and Rey’s friendship is currently my favorite thing (seconded by Finn in general). Basically, I have a lot of critical analysis thoughts about Star Wars and a lot of deep feels about it, too, and I’m really glad that the two can exist without ruining each other. Guess that’s hardcore fandom for you. ^ ^    

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This is great. This is really great. :) :) :) I have a hard time articulating why I love the prequels and TFA when the way I love them is so different? But this. This is it. :D

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WHAT A GREAT TIME TO BE A STAR WARS FAN. (I have certain reservations about certain elements which are spoilery and which will no doubt be discussed to death and back to life again several times by everybody in the next two years, but for now The Force Awakens DID NOT DISAPPOINT, and I AM SO EXCITED FOR THIS TRILOGY.)

(Obligatory shoutout to the prequels, which are probably about to experience a new degree of detraction in comparison with this movie and can use all the positive vibes going their way. I will always love and defend you, kids!)

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The More Foolish (Newsies/Star Wars shortfic)

Characters/Genre: Jack, David, gen & er, scifi, I guess? Rating/Word Count: G, ~650 Summary: Jack and David are Jedi AU. That's it, that's the fic. Will this tick anybody else's boxes besides my own? PROBABLY NOT, aha, but that's okay! :D But it's actually totally kind of fun playing around in Star Wars while we don't know anything for sure about post-ROTJ yet and there aren't like a billion books to keep track of any more. :D

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Sorting Jack Kelly

I love Sorting characters into Hogwarts Houses. It’s pretty much the most fun way to do a meta character analysis. It’s also fraught with danger, because everybody has strong opinions about which House so-and-so belongs in, and that’s very understandable because where you Sort people depends a lot on how your interpret the character (which of their traits you think are most important, which appeal to you most), and depending on how complex the character is, it’s quite possible to come up with four different Houses with equally compelling reasoning behind it.

So I’m going to rock the boat a bit, because I happen to be one of those people who had mentally Sorted Jack Kelly into Gryffindor, when apparently the fan-favourite House for Jack is Hufflepuff. I’ve given the thing a lot more thought since then and kept my mind wide open, but I’m sticking to my guns, and here is why. You ready? :D

Ooh! I hope you don’t mind if I respond to this with my own explanation of why I tend to put Jack in Hufflepuff. I’m not really trying to argue with you or anything. This is a good analysis, and I definitely think you’ve got a solid basis for Gryffindor!Jack here. I just wanted to offer a counterpoint because I really love talking about sorting Newsies. (I’m also gonna stick to the movie, for simplicity’s sake)

This is an excellent, excellent response and thank you so much for it!

House Sorting based one what the character values is a really popular way to look at things, and I agree with it, but I do think that you have to consider the way they go about protecting what they value, too. I think that both Gryffindors and Hufflepuffs are highly family/friends-motivated, they just differ in the way they express this motivation. Hufflepuffs want to be there for their friends (e.g. give them support and hugs, make them tea, band together in general to deal with problems), but Gryffindors want to defend theirs.

(I hear what you're saying about how Jack steps in and is brave for his friends, but look at Harry himself. Harry couldn’t care less about the glory and fame either; all he really wants is his parents back and his friends to be safe and to go and live a quiet life where nobody will talk to him about being the Chosen One again. But he’s called to be his friends’ hero, not their support group, and that he’s able and willing to rise to the call [as well as having a bad case of daredeviltry] is why he’s a Gryffindor.)  

You make a really good point (like, a super-duper good point) about how Jack ditches all defiance when he turns scab and that that’s really uncharacteristic of a Gryffindor, but rather than this being a natural course of action for him, I actually see it as being a huge character development moment, because Jack’s already lost one friend to the Refuge this movie already, and being defiant (let’s soak them for Crutchy!) did jack-all (excuse the pun :p) to protect him. So Jack’s trialing another approach now—one that comes less naturally to him.

Jack: I don’t understand either, but just get out of here!

Right there, I think Jack is really struggling with the decision he just made to roll over and give up, because prior to this he would absolutely have pushed back and he still really, really wants to.

In the end, though, I think it’s Jack’s natural leadership that pushes me right over at Gryffindor, because I really don't think any other House leads like a Gryffindor leads.

(But thanks again heaps and heaps for your response, I understand so much better where the Hufflepuff!Jack people are coming from now, and I have got to say that if we don’t act together then we’re nothing, if we don’t stick together, we’re nothing; and if we can’t even trust each other, then we’re nothing! is an exceedingly Hufflepuffy creed. So…he could go both ways equally easily? :) And also, okay, but a Slytherin and Hufflepuff dream team, all right, you’ve sold me there, that’s miles better than Slytherin and Gryffindor. :D)

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Sorting other Newsies characters

So: thoughts on Sorting any other characters?

Thanks for the question! :D Sorry it took a little while.

I’m going to be disappointing, maybe, because honestly I don’t feel like there’s enough canon-based characterisation on many of the characters for me to have a definitive opinion about them (although maybe more data wouldn’t help, seeing that I can’t definitively Sort even David :p). Even though I’ve probably got lots of personal opinions about the boys, when it comes to Sorting I like to stick pretty thoroughly with canon alone and not bring my own interpretations into play (though, tbh, that’s probably gonna happen however hard one tries, but one tries, okay). But if you’re really interested, here’s some meta for the characters we know a bit more thoroughly! :)

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Top five Billabong books? :D (AND WHY, if you have time, because there isn't enough on the internetz about them.)

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I (literally) thought no one would ever ask! Ahhhh! Thank you, thank you for this opportunity to rave about Billabong!

I really think Mates at Billabong is the best of the lot. In every Billabong book there’s a series of minor, pleasant adventures followed by one major catastrophic incident. Mates at Billabong goes further - is the horse thief the major incident? No! Is it evil cousin Cecil and poor Bobs?! No! I also love, love, love Norah trying to be nice to Cecil through thick and thin and (of course) ‘if you arranged to clean out a pigsty, Wally would probably regard it as a gigantic picnic, and enjoy his day hugely’. 

It’s really hard to pick one for second place. Probably a tie between Jim and Wally and Captain Jim? The Jim/Wally bromance breaks me into teeny tiny pieces in every book, but WWI buddies looking after each other? AUGH. my babies. I adore how Jim and Wally seamlessly transitions from a ‘travel Ireland’ brochure to something straight out of The Adventurous Four. (Discovering secret German submarine bases a whole World War ahead of you, Enid Blytonites!)  PLUS. CAPTAIN JIM. My little sister has only read so far as Norah of Billabong and to tease her into reading the rest I read aloud the telegram scene from Captain Jim. Jim’s her favourite character. (I made her cry.)

Norah of Billabong is pushed out of second place because I am forever haunted by that poor Aboriginal woman at Ben Athol and all the unspoken ‘stolen generation’ implications. BUT the book has a special place in my heart because of the chapter in which Wally gets bitten by a snake. (I thoroughly enjoy watching my best-beloved fictional characters suffer. There’s probably something deeply wrong with me.)

Billabong’s Daughter is on this list, predictably, because WALLY GOOD GOLLY, HOW ABOUT YOU DON’T RUIN ALL OTHER MEN FOR ME FOREVER?! Seriously, though. When I read Little Women (spoiler alert) and Laurie responded badly to Jo’s rejection all my teeny pre-adolescent brain could think was ‘BAH. MY FAVE WOULD NEVER.’

Billabong Adventurers and Son of Billabong tie for fifth place. I’m too emotionally exhausted to give them my full attention in this enormously long message, but you can probably figure out why they’re here :)

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Half-Century

Or: if you had told me that my first real long Wodehouse fanfic posting would be about vampires, I would have said you were out of your mind. But this whole “Psmith as dissatisfied immortal” concept insisted on being written, and then it got completely out of hand. So—

AU. Psmith’s a vampire, Mike’s a werewolf. Kind of a downer, if I’m gonna be honest. Read at own risk.

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NO it's too perfect and sad and apparently I can only like this once and *howls*

(I'm up in the middle of the night getting a drink of water like a sane human being and then apparently I had to check my dashboard, and now I'm reviewing this thing and I'm going to be tired out for work tomorrow and it's all your fault but I don't care a bit)

Firstly WELL DONE ON THE CRICKET REFERENCE TITLE ALLIE colour me impressed :D

Secondly, your Psmith voice is unparalleled. How on earth do you do it? Making a case for immortality based on developing cricketing expertise is so hilariously him. And it's hard to pick out a best-of Psmith line in this because they're all so perfectly perfect, but maybe this one?:

"As my confidential secretary and adviser, your place is by my side," said Psmith. "Time, as you know, flows swiftly for me. Where my perspective is concerned, you and I have scarcely met. We are still mired in our first exchange, enjoying that easy give and take that occurs between strangers who begin to warm to one another. I should hardly like to see you rotting away in mid-conversation."

And, like, if I had a dollar for every time somebody made me choke up in the middle of this, I'd be able to retire in comfort. Psmith getting more and more honest as the conversation wears on because of how much he doesn't want to lose this one friend of his; Mike's attachments pulling him so hard both ways at once; Psmith eventually just putting himself right on the line--

"What say you?" said Psmith gently, watching him. "Shall you and I make centuries together?"

I love this line. It encapsulates the whole of the fic: Psmith doing his best not to be pushy, but watching him for his answer because what Mike says matters so much--there's a lot of vulnerability here--and the little cricket pun tops it off.

The day may come when I shall see no more of you, but you, in your finite lifespan, shall not get rid of me. What a lot of time we have allowed to slide from under us

Stop making me cry, please. 

This response is so inadequate for how greatly wonderful this fic is, but I do have to sleep, so just WOW this is more than I ever could have imagined it to be, and you've totally hit that elusive tone right on the head and I am so impressed and full of emotion and if I spend the day occasionally breaking down, well, that's all on you. 

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