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we really devolved as a society when we stopped using fully painted pictures on romance novels and started using cheap photoshop instead 

case in point

this is a Hell of a downgrade 

worst crime capitalism ever committed was eliminating Horny Oil Painter as a viable career option.

So great news actually the horny oil painter style is starting to make a comeback with millennials who’re into adult romance novels, but not in the way you expect!

Anna Moshak is the artist!

Once again monsterfuckers are creating the bright path for humanity

"Don't overcrowd the pan" I love overcrowding the pan. It's my favourite passtime. It's more food per food.

There's nothing shameful about sex or masturbation or having kinks. Getting off isn't a guilty pleasure. It's just a pleasure. It's normal and healthy. You deserve to feel good and enjoy your body. Don't let whatever hangups you've got rob you of that.

*opens up trench coat* hey bud you want some top secret documents

idk what it is about kids these days that makes them so funny but in any case my friend just told us about how her younger sister babysits for a 7 and 9 yr old and one day they said they wanted to play “bus drivers” and they made wheels and everything but then the game was just being bus drivers at a union meeting discussing their problems

Even better, the comments to this Twitter post were an absolute FIRESTORM of mostly dudes explaining to her that dials can’t only have 2 positions (not true) and that it wasn’t a very good piece (not true) that she was being disrespectful to her teacher (don’t care) and that it was a sign of her stupidity/rabid feminism/intellectual laziness/misandry/etc. that she couldn’t see any “middle ground.” It became, in its way, a performance piece. I was absolutely mesmerised, even as I wished I could cock-punch people through the internet.

Personally I hope that knob goes to 11 and stays there.

Begonia leaves thriving on my front porch. Some of these struggled this year at first, but they're really growing well now

woop there it is

This is my new favourite headline I've seen all year lmaooo

become ungovernable

“I took courage, used my deadname and signed up for Miss Italy. Because fighting transphobia is intersectional and even though I’m not a trans woman, I’ve decided to fight for their rights.”

ok this is 1. funny, 2. courageous, 3. how solidarity works, and 4. based

“I love cats! I’m on a diet!”

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

Oh nooooo literally in my peony

ykno the thing about poetry is that 99% of it is bullshit and the other 1% will cut you like a material knife, and for every person that 1% is a different section of the whole. this is probably true about all art.