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Larrie

@itsnotreal / itsnotreal.tumblr.com

Nikki, 28, alway's fucking winning
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Moodboard by the lovely, amazing @wemadethishome thank you so much ily🥺

Word Count: 5k
Rating: Explicit
Or Louis' grandmother loved to meddle in his life no matter how much he told her to give it up.
Word Count: 6k Rating: Mature Or a will to live comes from an opportunity to give up his life. Though, how can Louis face immortality when he doesn’t even want to continue his mortality?
Rating: Explicit Word Count: 1k Harry gets a little bratty, don’t worry Louis knows just how to handle him.
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

i sent this meme to 7 people, and 4 of them asked me to translate for them. i legitimately do not think that was necessary.

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literally never underestimate how contagious kindness is. I saw on venmo that my friend had sent someone 5 dollars for coffee because she was having a bad day and I thought that was a cute idea and so I venmo’d a different friend coffee money when she had a huge assignment and now I have a huge assignment and that same friend sent me money for a chai latte. she doesn’t know the friend who taught me to do this but she learned it from me because I learned it from my first friend. like we are all learning from each other all the time and learning how to be kind anyway yeah buy your friends coffee do little favors for them tell them you love them. it’s cute and good

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someone: hey I noticed this thing you did in your writing!

me, kicking my feet up flirtatiously: oh??? do you want to hear my thoughts on why I did that? do you want a play-by-play of the language choices in every related sentence? do you want an exhaustive breakdown of The Themes???

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