It is time for my splendor to return to Skyrim. But the token of my truth lies buried in the ruins of my once great temple, now tainted by a profane darkness skittering within.  You will enter my temple, retrieve my artifact, and destroy the defiler.

• talking about 30 things at once that all display different moods (ex. talking about a cute dog, then showing someone a funny post, then crying over your fave show all under five mins)
• not liking to dwell on a subject for more than ten minutes unless it’s something you love a lot. if you don’t you get bored and maybe a bit fidgety 
• wanting to break up with your significant other because shit you’ve been with them for like a month that’s a long ass time it’s time for a new person
• wanting to be poly because you idealize everyone that gives you five seconds of attention but knowing you wouldn’t be able to because you’re the jealous type
• literally not being able to not insult and be a sarcastic ass to people closest to you when you’re super upset. 
• not remembering what you even said when you were upset
• getting in a fight with someone, both of you go your separate ways to cool off, but you’re already over being upset and you’d like to talk normally now but they’re still upset
• “something slightly bad happens? i need to do something very very very detrimental to my health a s a p”
• that horrible hollow empty feeling you get after being alone for like one minute
• “you’re going to sleep? nope you’re abandoning me”
• hypersexual, sex repulsed, hypersexual, sex repulsed, hypersexual, sex repulsed
• *mutual unfollows* *unfollows right back*
• *makes a post* *refreshes ten times to see if it gets notes*
• getting upset when people don’t give you exactly what you want but you don’t even know exactly what you want
• “i’m not gonna tell you i’m in a bad mood but you better notice and give me attention and sympathy or i’ll hate you forever" 
• “your presence is really bothering me right now just get away from me”
• *someone gets more attention than you* *gets super upset*
• holding grudges for pretty simple things 
• overall just very petty, bitter, and rude but also a treasure to anyone that’s allowed to be graced by your presence