This Starbucks red cup thing is so funny to me because

Do girls actually enjoy being fingered or is that a myth?

Depends if you know the difference between summoning a genie and stuffing a chicken.

the best analogy

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

that is so unnecessary and violent and rude he did nothing wrong he is standing there smiling and you punch him in his face/stomach he doesn’t even have arms to defend himself this is just cruel and sadistic 

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

i gave him a little straw so he could drink his tea and a blanket to keep him warm. i hope he feels better.

goodbye small fucker

Jokes on you, Fuckington, he’s of the genus Synanceia

Hope there’s a hospital nearby

what did humans do to deserve dogs

mixed media

that awkward moment between birth and death 

big dog and puppy enjoying some veg

wow!! CRUNCH

overcoming ur anxiety to go out with friends

my intrusive thoughts during fall

young man

there r leaves all around 

i said young man 

eat a leaf off the ground

*bangs a broom on the upstairs of my brain where the intrusive thoughts live* Would you quiet down up there

a video of people running backwards put in reverse is like they’re being chased by someone mildly intimidating

werk that instability!