the real tragedy is that sirius black died before he could find out about the embarrassing nickname snape gave himself as a teenager
that alone would have cured his depression, ptsd and alcoholism
I need to see Jake Peralta become a father. I need to see Amy Santiago become a Captain. I need to see Terry Jeffords become a famous childrens book author. I need to see Rosa Diaz marry a woman (preferably Gina Rodriguezs new character) I need to see Charles Boyle become a full time chef and open his own restaurant. I need to see Capitan Holt become commissioner and godfather to Jake and Amy’s kids. I need to see Gina Linetti stay the exact fucking same. Fox might be done with Brooklyn 99; but I’m not.
did everyone just forget about when bill was attacked by greyback and he had a ton of scars and mrs weasley was like “oh better call off the wedding” and fleur was like “why the fuck would we do that” and mrs weasley basically said that fleur only liked bill bc of his looks and fleur totally told her and was like “i love him no matter what he looks like” and she turned out to be really cool I feel like fleur is underrated
what she said exactly was “i’m beautiful enough for both of us” and honestly when has anything been more iconic
fred and george, after learning about twitter, immediately set up fake accounts for everyone they knew and started impersonating them
Just come to my ask box and tell me stuff about yourself. Your pets. Your favorite music. What you had for breakfast this morning. Literally anything you want, I love making new friends
I MADE ACTUAL FRIENDS DOING THIS BEFORE
FRIENDS? ☺️
guys.
I need friends 😁
muggle studies covers exclusively memes
One of my least favorite shots in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the one where Voldemort is leaning over Dumbledore’s corpse to take the Elder wand.
I hate it so much. What is the rest of his body doing? It’s implied that he’s planking ominously in the air. Some people might say ‘oh this is homoerotic’ but PLANKING OMINOUSLY IN THE AIR is both unsexy and too ridiculous to be properly evil. I hate this shot and I hate that it was echoed in The Dark Tower movie with Walter and Roland.
Alternate explanation: he’s standing just to the side and leaning over Dumbledore’s body
no that’s even worse
dat booty
it’s gettin weeeeeeird
Imagine fighting at the battle of hogwarts and you turn to your left and see a muggleborn duelling a death eater, then the death eater disarms the muggleborn but then they pull out a gun and the death eaters starts laughing because “hahaha muggle technology could never kill me how cute” but then the muggleborn shoots them then BYE BYE DEATH EATER and the muggleborn starts running around hogwarts shooting all the death eaters
naming your kids after constellations is literally so much cooler than naming your kids after dead people tbh harry should’ve continued on the glorious black family tradition
[kneels down and puts hands on shoulders] delphinus potter, you were named after a dolphin in the sky how fucking sick is that. there’s a dolphin in the sky. a fucking dolphin
little dipper potter, you were named after a pot in the sky. 420 blaze it, son. high five
everything is the same but every time someone calls harry “the boy who lived” there’s an epic guitar riff and harry dabs
Sirius Black, probably (via incorrectmarauders)
the well known Harry Potter cycle
Step 1: thinking Snape is a bad guy
Step 2: thinking Snape is a good guy
Step 3: realising as you mature as a person that Snape was actually a terrible person after all and was an abusive bully who didn’t grown out of this stage even into his late 30s and an obsessive person who thought he was entitled to Lily just because she showed him friendship and no matter how many bias memories of his you are shown you will never see him in any different way
unfortunately some people are still stuck in stage 2
Step 4: Realizing Dumbledore was manipulative and abusive as well and not the infallible person everyone believed him to be.
Step 5: Discovering that the only person as golden as their reputation portrayed and knew what the fuck was going on was Minerva McGonagall and she was amazing.
i always forget that vampires do exist in the harry potter universe and its like?? voldemort i thought u wanted to be immortal why fuck with horcruxes u couldve just been a vampire??
my theory is that voldemort just really really likes garlic
i know this is a joke post but u can kill a vampire with a wooden stake which is a thing that most wizards have on them at all times
