I’m uglyish but I pull it off

It really, REALLY bothers me when I hear people frame climate change and other environmental crises as something that everyday, average-ass people are responsible for, and not corporations and entire governments. 

Like literally, how can a regular-ass person ~opt out~ of all damaging behaviors while still being able to function in society? 

You literally can’t. 

The future of our planet is not down to whether or not someone recycles their water bottle. 

It’s down to whether or not governments and corporations decide to quit sucking up all our resources and poisoning the earth with reckless abandon. 

I mean obviously people should still live as cleanly and as sustainably as they can manage where they are and with what they have, but like. THAT isn’t the major issue. 

Tumblr is so US-centric that i’ve heard nothing about Tara Hudson’s case and petition (which can be signed here)

Tara Hudson is a trans woman living in Bath, England who has been sentenced to 12 weeks in an all-male prison. 49,693 more signatures are needed to amend Tara’s sentence so that she can spend it in an all-female prison where she will be safer. Please sign this.

Current life status: Hungry, Screaming

Life status update: Well-fed, Screaming

Life status update: Relaxing, Screaming

favorite slang terms for penis

all selected from the timeline of slang terms for the penis

If you change your URL, there’s a 100% chance that I’m wondering, “Who the fuck is this person? When did I follow them?” At some later point, I will also begin to wonder, “Whatever happened to so-and-so?” without ever connecting those occurrences.

i would rather be shoved into a locker for 2 years than call a romantic partner “daddy” but if you’re one of those people who are into that, then, please, next time you get into a fight with him please say something like “you’re not my REAL dad!” you have full permission to steal my joke that im never going to use

Thats the weirdest erotic sentence i’ve read all month

this fucking post singlehandedly ruined my life

You don’t really appreciate how fucking great fan fic is when it comes to writing sex untill you stop to recognise how Serious Literary Stars fail at writing sex.

DO A BARREL ROLL

#in all my years of reading fic i have never encountered a sentence this terrible #did he just say that his dick smacked EVERY MUSCLE in her body except you know her vagina? #like I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CHEEK I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE SHOULDER I'MMA SMACK YOU IN THE CALF #what is your dick doing?? #how do you think sex works morrissey??

Forget what his dick is doing, what are her breasts doing? How do a pair of fat sacks attached to a ribcage barrel-roll anywhere? Let alone across a man’s mouth and then his wanger immediately after? Sir, why is your mouth so dong-adjacent? Is your weiner detachable, is that it? Do you have your joystick clutched in your hand so that you can score a sweet schlong-to-titty-roll immediately after a kiss and then proceed to beat your banana all over her body in the world’s most failed attempt at erotic massage??? HOW DO YOU THINK SEX WORKS???

In today’s installment of “This rule only exists because something went terribly wrong,” I learned that surgeons write “no” on the legs they AREN’T supposed to amputate.

The bra of the future is here — and we need it 

Introducing the Knix Wear Evolution Bra. At the time of writing, the bra has gathered $117,519 on Kickstarter from 1,492 backers, and still has 30 days to go. Which is great considering the more money raised, the more everyone will benefit.

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I feel at least a few followers will be interested in this

It’s like a sports bra but forever and I want it so bad pls.

Yeah but will it go above a D cup?

You gotta actually read the article man:

But since they’ve hit their stretch goals:

Also here’s a link to a bunch of pictures of different sized women wearing the bra.

My anaconda will consider it

Michael Fassbender, Nobody’s Fool

hey icarus bro wanna order some hot wings-oh my god im so fucking sorry dude

when u and ya mom about to leave to house and she get a phonecall and u just standin there like

when its 13 minutes into the conversation and she sits down