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Bearded Viking

@defiasbandit / defiasbandit.tumblr.com

I hate everyone all the time everyday
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Perks of being mine

1. You’re just mine I’m not gonna be trying to get with someone else. I give you all of me. 2. I’ll buy you nice clothes and anything you want really. 3. I will send really cute text messages with lyrics and explaining how much I want to hold you. I will also send amazing selfies. 4. I’ll take you out on dates, adventures actually. Might be a little adventurous and go camping. 5. I will be with you if you are sick of feeling sad. I’ll bring you ice cream and tickle you until you smile. 6. I’ll love like no one else has loved you

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Anonymous asked:

I like your avenged sevenfold tattoo !

It's not an A7X tattoo

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Xbone

If u have an xbone I should message me ur gamertag need more friends

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Bar life

Tonight was another successful night at the bar probably the best job I've ever had can't wait for next weekend
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Bar life

So since I've started working as a bouncer I've been in 24/7 fight mode and I love it I love,fucking throwing ppl out and fucking laying ppl out when they act up I need to join a fight club to get all this pent up energy and violence out of me

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REBLOG if you're pan/bi/asexual

OR if you are the Great Dragon Rider here to reclaim your position and save the world from Republicans 

i’m all of the above, depending on what day it is

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Anonymous asked:

Dis nigga works at a target n thinks he's ballin!!!!

Lol how fucking wrong u are kid I don't work for target we just sell phones inside target so there for I don't get the Shitty pay target my company pays me a lot more

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Anonymous asked:

Your dick isn't nice. Its small and ugly

Hahaha umm no it's not

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Woot

Killing it in sales today commission check is gonna be nice woot
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reblogged

I fucking love being fat.

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