"you should be at the club" i should be in the woods. performing the ritual.
erm i think something got inside the ship
stomach hurts from hunger. stomach hurts from eating. what the hell do yuou want from me you stupid fucking organ
Kidnapped and experimented on by aliens but I was in the control group so nothing happened
when u get anxiety medication for the first time
I was meant to be a character in a low budget horror movie in 2005 wearing a short sleeved shirt over a long sleeved shirt to signify to the audience that I am an enjoyer of music
its so funny we have a communication device referred to as the 'walkie talkie' and because we're used to it it's serious
the way being employed keeps you from video games and other various activities is so sick. genuinely demonic
Hate how we’re starting to be like “having a niche interest in something = autism” in the same way that “i like to be organized/need my colored pencils in order = ocd” used to be repeated
one neat bonus of being a picky eater as a child is that adult life is filled with so many beautiful discoveries. have you guys heard about caesar salad? im turning 26 this week
Sorry my posts haven't been as frequent or funny as usual. It's because I'm eating well, sleeping regularly, and exercising
I’ve had a bottle of wine and unfortunately this was the result
girl help she's going for the bread
Sesame squibbleessss (I love u Siddy and Rielle)
And I also made a plushie of him!!! But I’m not good at making clothes so he’s nakey rn..