Aloha🌺

Batman Begins (2005) dir. Christopher Nolan

Alfred really said “DO YOU EVEN LIFT MR WAYNE”

not to sound bitter but i hope hurting me haunts you for years

fucking love when I'm on a call with someone and they start to do a little errand or go somewhere else and they say "and you're coming with me" like. absolutely I am let's go on an adventure I've been spirited away

I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.

kill me three times, this time loop fucking sucks

Ma I've made it. I got screenshotted and posted to tumblr.

painfully true

Imagine saying "where sweets are baked, not bought" about the decade that invented blue raspberry

This is so funny. The 90s had the most absolutely heinous hyper processed candies. Unchallenged champion of checkout counter bullshit.

We were obsessed with making every sweet a powder, a goo, novelty shaped, or unbearably sour. Often some combination of the above. 90s sweets were utterly ridiculous and it was fantastic.

never speak twice on how you feel, cause that mf heard you the first time

o/ <- person waving

o7 <- person saluting

ol <- person raising hand

o1 <- person scratching head

\o> <- person stretching

\o/ <- woohoo!

<o> <- EXTREME STRESS, LIKE "OH FUCK OH SHIT" STRESS

I interpret <o> as this

<o> ∆ <- Levitating Pizza