When challenged by a giant mutant coronavirus in his library, Nick managed to disarm the sucker by blocking it's infectious spikes with handy Christmas baubles.
"Dear Santa.... "
No, Duran Duran was NOT a metal band.
The pictographic definition of gilding the lily.
Really they had to laugh. What kind of photographer asks an 80's band to "act natural"?
Simon had been presented with a stunning statuette at tonight's award ceremony and couldn't wait to find a spot in his room to put it!
Roger thought no one would notice if he had the mexi bean wrap for breakfast.
Dam those super-crisp newly minted dollar notes!
It took a lot of guile to get backstage at a Duran show - or prawns. Prawns also did the trick.
"No, it's not what you think! that rubber suit is high tech, top-of-the-line diving kit. What are the zips for? ....Umm, well... Mints?"
At the local thrift store, Nick was delighted to spot a Pierre Balmain jacket for a tenner, but Simon had locked eyes on the real treasure - a hippo shaped biscuit barrel (a STEAL at only £1.95!)
One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong...
What an unforgivable waste. A five hour photo shoot and Simon had completely forgotten to highlight his best side...
"I know! Drinking LAGER at 11am!! Bonkers! ...still, be rude not to wouldn't it? When in Rome and all that."
The Duran's were underwhelmed to discover that their palatial hotel suite came attached to a TV studio and live audience....
DD does Covid-19: The Duran's get top marks for social distancing, but fall down for lurking in a cinema - unbridled optimism in anyone's language.
John took to the podium but was a conscientious objector to the floral tributes. The pink spandex tights required to take out Gymnastic Gold for Britain were emasculating enough thank you VERY much (Simon and Nick had no such foibles)