American elm. A guide to the trees. 1900.

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you: hey

me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what

don’t even think about talking to me until i’ve had my cyanide

Oh….my god

as funny as “those are his hooves you bitch” I’m mad that it overshadows that lil wayne really did have socks on in a jacuzzi 

can y'all stop just throwing random words together and expecting us to understand it

you had to be there

Ichiro Tsuruta 鶴田一郎, 1954 .

i fucking hate this website. all it does is recommend the pregnant clippy fan art to me. i want to burn this site to the ground.

LEAVE ME ALONE

tony: this is some good stuff! thenks paulie

paulie: aye t, i put them live bees in yous gabagool ya eatin, jus like ya asked

t: you WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-one hour later-

tony: *looks in mirror*

i was walking to class and turned a corner and stopped in my tracks because there was a dachshund and i did not know how to respond

it only just occurred to me that this post is way funnier if you know that my dad has had a scar on his face since before i was born, left there by a dachshund attack

Ma • no • Kakera

魔の断片

Kansas Farmer, Topeka, Kansas, March 4, 1897

1h sketch of Kakyoin >_<