Don't Care Bear

there can be only one

10 Tyson Tweets

the fucking last one

The many ways to accidentally kill your lover in your sleep while trying to be cuddly.

In the last one, the cat dies by farts.

i just love that it’s two guys on the 2nd

Battery one fucked me up.

Whenever i get back from the store

I CANNOT SCROLL PAST THIS AND NOT REBLOG FUCK HAHHAHAHA

"fbi" i yell, kicking down your apartment door.

you sit up, shaken, asking whats going on

"ill be asking the questions" i yell as i kick down your closet door

there’s just coats in there you tell me

"fbi" i scream as i kick down your bathroom door

what are you doing you ask me

"you got any more doors?" i ask

dear god i cannot handle how cute this hamster is

drschmoll………

This kid is going places