and if i said old woman yuri 🤨

Falling Through Dreams.

"it's simple. we smoke out the batman."

- the toker

this post would've changed the world in 2009

to the toker today is just a regular day

It’s practically 2014 and you guys still don’t know how to google if an article is real or not before giving it 100,000 notes

In Japanese, they don’t say “moon,” they say “tsuki,” which literally translates to “moon,” and I think that’s how language works.

Hey its been at least 9 years anything changed?

nope! all quiet on the linguistic front. i am a girl now though

im very sick rn and i think it might be affecting my sense of humor

L + ratio + when you wake up next to him in the middle of the night with your head in your hands you're nothing more than his wife

stop doing coke with these jokes and come smoke crackula with dracula

my toy delivery is here

Incels are right I love flirting just for the sake of it and I’m not actually giving pussy

“What if we were normal about men” every time i walk past a man i send a psychic shockwave directly to their prostate just to remind them it’s there