The most accurate shit ever
lmao
@dredollas-1x1 / dredollas-1x1.tumblr.com
The most accurate shit ever
lmao
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Dat nigga don’t even start.
Lmao ^^^ which makes this even more legendary *cues Drake - Legend*
“ boomin’ out in South Gwinnett like Lou Will 6 man like Lou Will, 2 girls and they get along like I’m Lou Will ”
Just realized this who Drake talmbout in 6 Man. Lmao I used to adlib tf outta the beginning cuz idk what he said 😂
When you show hood niggas illuminati vids on YouTube then let em out the house
I think about this every time I leave my house honestly
I’m truly the friend who will fight your ex who did you dirty even after you get over it. like I will see them 5 years later and be like “square fuck up you know exactly what this asswhoopin is for”
I’m back again with a names masterlist. I made one before and it seems like it was very useful, but it was super short and this one is way longer.
So here is the first installment of my 3 part masterlist with 524 female names from every letter in the alphabet under the cut.
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how about a plot about “you broke my heart two years ago when you decided to leave and i finally moved on, and now you tell me you’re back for good?” cause angst and flashback paras wow
Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn. Repost this in 5 mins and you will meet someone new in 8 days that will perfectly balance your personality.
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not show it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Horny. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Tries to learn to show emotions. Repost this in 5 mins and you will talk to someone new and realize that you are a perfect match.
Attractive personality. Sexy. Affectionate Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Great kisser. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Observant and assesses others. If you repost this in the next 5 mins, you will meet your new love in 8 days.
Suave and compromising. Funny and humorous. Stubborn. Very talkative. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal. Does work well with others. Very confidant. Sensitive. Positive Attitude. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Able to cheer everyone up and/or make them laugh. Able to motivate oneself and others. Understanding. Fun to be around. Outgoing. Hyper. Bubbly personality. Secretive. Boy/girl crazy. Loves sports, music, leisure and traveling. Systematic. Hot but has brains. If you repost this in 5 mins, a cutie that’s caught your eye will introduce themselves and you will realize that you are very much alike in the next 2 days.
Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards opposite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. If you repost this in the next 5 minutes, you will become close to someone you do not speak too much in the next 4 days.
You’ve got the best personality and are an absolute pleasure to be around. You love to make new friends and be outgoing. You are a great flirt and more than likely have an a very attractive partner. a wicked hottie. It is also more than likely that you have a massive record collection. You have a great choice in films, and may one day become a famous actor/actress yourself - heck, you’ve got the looks for it!!! IN the next 6 days you will meet someone that may possibly become one of your closest friends, if you repost this in 5 minutes.
Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people’s feelings. Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. spazzy at times. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. dislikes nonsensical and unnecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt but takes long to recover. Repost this in the next 5 mins and your reputation will boost someway in the next 12 days
Outgoing personality. takes risks. feeds on attention. No self-control. Kind hearted. Self-confident. Loud and boisterous. VERY revengeful. Easy to get along with and talk to. Has an “every thing’s peachy” attitude. Likes talking and singing. Loves music. Daydreamer. Easily distracted. Hates not being trusted. BIG imagination. Loves to be loved. Hates studying. in need of “that someone”. Longs for freedom. Rebellious when withheld or restricted. Lives by “no pain no gain” caring. Always a suspect. Playful. Mysterious. “charming” or “beautiful” to everyone. stubborn. curious. Independent. Strong willed. A fighter. Repost in 5 mins and you will meet the love of your life sometime next month.
Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectionate to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people’s problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Usually you have many friends. Enjoys to make love. Emotional. Stubborn. Hasty. Good memory. Moving, motivates oneself and others. Loves to travel and explore. Sometimes sexy in a way that only their lover can understand. If you do not repost this in the next 5 mins, someone very close to you will become mad at you in the next 8 days.
Loves to chat. Loves those who love them. Loves to takes things at the center. Inner and physical beauty. Lies but doesn’t pretend. Gets angry often. Treats friends importantly. Brave and fearless. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care to control emotions. Unpredictable. Extremely smart, but definitely the hottest AND sexiest of them all. repost this in 5 mins or you will not meet the love of your life for 10 years.
Trustworthy and loyal. Very passionate and dangerous. Wild at times. Knows how to have fun. Sexy and mysterious. Everyone is drawn towards your inner and outer beauty and independent personality. Playful, but secretive. Very emotional and temperamental sometimes. Meets new people easily and very social in a group. Fearless and independent. Can hold their own. Stands out in a crowd. Essentially very smart. Usually, the greatest men are born in this month. If you ever begin a relationship with someone from this month, hold on to them because their one of a kind. Repost in 5 mins & you will excel in a major event coming up sometime this month.
This straight-up means you are the most good-looking person possible… Better than all of these other months! Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Competitive in everything. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Easy to talk to, though hard to understand. Thinks far with vision, yet complicated to know. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Has that someone always on his/her mind. Talkative. Daydreamer.Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. One guy/girl kind of person. Loveable. Easily hurt. Prone to getting colds. Loves music. Pretty/handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive.
Turn on the sound…
i just want a stoner ship god damn it. like they were best friends before and maybe they went to prom together because nobody else asked and they hooked up at the end of the night bc why not and then they’re like well why cant we just keep hooking up? and then they start to have feelings for eachother but they’re always fighting about dumb shit and one of them will apologize to the other by rolling them a blunt and putting a sticky note on it that says sorry i love you, like pls.
I like this one
I have been looking all over for this tweet!
facts .
Still funny.
But for real tho
Lil Bibby - “Gambino Freestyle” x “F.I.L.W.T.P.” x “Better Dayz” f. Lil Herb
For some odd reason, Lil Bibby decided to roll out three brand new cuts last night while you slept.
Taking advantage of the post-MayPac fight in Vegas last night, the Chicago native dropped off the preceding new songs, one featuring Lil Herb.
muse a is five months pregnant living with their boyfriend, muse c. the pregnancy was accidental but being that they were committed to each other, they decided to have the child and make it work. even though they’re barely making ends meet and are hanging on a thin thread, muse a is confident she and muse c will make it. until she comes home one day and finds that muse c is gone-their belongings gone. the only trace of them left is a sticky note on the refrigerator in muse c’s handwriting saying ‘sorry. i can’t do this anymore.’ muse a is devastated and doesn’t know how they’re gonna deliver and raise this child on their own. in steps muse b, muse a’s childhood friend. muse b had always loved muse a, but had stepped back when muse c had come into the picture. furious that muse c has left muse a alone, muse b moves in with muse a to help take care of her and make sure her pregnancy goes smoothly. soon muse b is taking care of the bills, going to pregnancy classes with muse a, and generally taking over the role muse c left behind. muse a is now starting to see muse b in a different light and is falling for them quickly, and muse b is still as enamored with muse a as ever but doesn’t want to overstep his boundaries-after all, he’s not the baby’s father.
plot twist—
on the day muse a goes into labor, muse c suddenly shows up crying and begging muse a to take them back and let them be the father to their baby. muse a is now caught between muse b, who they’ve come to love romantically, and muse c, the father of their newborn child.
Somebody pleaseeee 😍😍
@NICKIMINAJ: Our pool party was poppin 👅
Never letting me be great :( hausofxen